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Reason: None provided.

Why did an omnipotent and all-good god savor the scent of burnt flesh?

I think you made this part up!

Let's say you and your wife walk into a restaurant and ask the waiter to bring you their best dish.

They bring out a searing hot juicy steak for your wife. Then for you, they bring out a cold potato.

What's so difficult to understand? You'd rather have the steak.

Abel is the breadwinner and thus he is awarded a wife who will bare him children who he can take care of with his propensity for fat sheep. Fat sheep = fat bloodline. Potato = famine.

Furthermore in order to rear a fat sheep you must have good animal husbandry skills. A shepherd has that, he can lead his flock, and thus is the desirable husband for the wife to rear a flock of children, not just any children, Abraham's bloodline. Shepherd is the man for the job.

Do you have a more reasonable explanation?

3 years ago
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Reason: None provided.

Why did an omnipotent and all-good god savor the scent of burnt flesh?

I think you made this part up!

Let's say you and your wife walk into a restaurant and ask the the waiter to bring you their best dish.

They bring out a searing hot juicy steak for your wife. Then for you, they bring out a cold potato.

What's so difficult to understand? You'd rather have the steak.

Abel is the breadwinner and thus he is awarded a wife who will bare him children who he can take care of with his propensity for fat sheep. Fat sheep = fat bloodline. Potato = famine.

Furthermore in order to rear a fat sheep you must have good animal husbandry skills. A shepherd has that, he can lead his flock, and thus is the desirable husband for the wife to rear a flock of children, not just any children, Abraham's bloodline. Shepherd is the man for the job.

Do you have a more reasonable explanation?

3 years ago
0 score
Reason: None provided.

Why did an omnipotent and all-good god savor the scent of burnt flesh?

I think you made this part up!

Let's say you and your wife walk into a restaurant and ask the the waiter to bring you their best dish.

They bring out a searing hot juicy steak for your wife. Then for you, they bring out a cold potato.

What's so difficult to understand? You'd rather have the steak.

Abel is the breadwinner and thus he is awarded a wife who will bare him children who he can take care of with his propensity for fat sheep. Fat sheep = fat bloodline. Potato = famine.

Furthermore in order to rear a fat sheep you must have good animal husbandry skills. A shepherd has that, he can lead his flock, and thus is the desirable husband for the wife.

Do you have a more reasonable explanation?

3 years ago
0 score
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Why did an omnipotent and all-good god savor the scent of burnt flesh?

I think you made this part up!

Let's say you and your wife walk into a restaurant and ask the the waiter to bring you their best dish.

They bring out a searing hot juicy steak for your wife. Then for you, they bring out a cold potato.

What's so difficult to understand? You'd rather have the steak.

Abel is the breadwinner and thus he is awarded a wife who will bare him children who he can take care of with his propensity for fat sheep. Fat sheep = fat bloodline. Potato = famine.

Do you have a more reasonable explanation?

3 years ago
1 score