Russia Russia Russia! Seriously. Yet you probably suck China's dick happily and frequently. Newsflash, person living in the cold war 1960s: China is a far greater threat to our nation, freedom, and way of life than Russia EVER was. Go hide under your desk now, it's time for the nuclear fallout drill.

Russia Russia Russia! Seriously. Yet you probably suck China's dick happily. Newsflash, person living in the cold war 1960s: China is a far greater threat to our nation, freedom, and way of life than Russia EVER was. Go hide under your desk now, it's time for the nuclear fallout drill.