A) trumps been kidnapped and is crouched in a torture chamber who’s trap door entrance is hidden behind jareds basement chest freezer
B) trumps deepfake studio on the USS Jizzlane is working overtime while he cranks golfballs off the flight deck while epstein prepares for his livestream confession
C) trump never existed, you’ve been in a coma since 2007 and you’re about to wake up to the inauguration of Ron Paul’s 4th term
D) other far more depressing options
I almost want to take a 14 day camping trip with a big bag of shrooms and no cellphone. Either I come back to aliens or cannibals or something more depressing like a Biden administration, but it would atleast save me the heartache and headaches of the next two weeks of propaganda.
A) trumps been kidnapped and is crouched in a torture chamber who’s trap door entrance is hidden behind jareds basement chest freezer
B) trumps deepfake studio on the USS Jizzlane is working overtime while he cranks golfballs off the flight deck while epstein livestreams his confession
C) trump never existed, you’ve been in a coma since 2007 and you’re about to wake up to the inauguration of Ron Paul’s 4th term
D) other far more depressing options
I almost want to take a 14 day camping trip with a big bag of shrooms and no cellphone. Either I come back to aliens or cannibals or something more depressing like a Biden administration, but it would atleast save me the heartache and headaches of the next two weeks of propaganda.
A) trumps been kidnapped and is crouched in a cell hidden behind jareds basement chest freezer
B) trumps deepfake studio on the USS Jizzlane is working overtime while he cranks golfballs off the flight deck while epstein livestreams his confession
C) trump never existed, you’ve been in a coma the last 5 years and you’re about to wake up to the inauguration of Ron Paul’s 5th term
D) other far more depressing options
I almost want to take a 14 day camping trip with a big bag of shrooms and no cellphone. Either I come back to aliens or cannibals or something more depressing like a Biden administration, but it would atleast save me the heartache and headaches of the next two weeks of propaganda