The government or Big Pharma would never...

HOSPITAL PR DEP.: "Hey, Tiff, we got a problem. There are 600.000 simps all over your insta demanding a sign of life. This is shit optics, because we put you on camera for demonstrating how harmless the vax is, remember?"

TIFF: "Yeah, right, but y'know, I'm not that much into publicity and stuff, and don't like so much attention, so I'll keep a low profile for indefinite time. Please respect my need for privacy and a quiet life."

PFIZER PR DEP.: "Hello, Mrs. Dover? It's been two weeks now, and millions of people have convinced themselves that you are dead. This is bad for sales. What about a brief appearance? Perhaps put a 30 second video on insta? Could be anything. Do you have a pet?"

TIFF: "I don't know. I have a pimple on my forehead and don't really feel like it. I don't want people to think I'm an attention whore or something."

PFIZER PR DEP.: "Okay. Good luck and godspeed! You go girl!"

That's how it works, folks! Pfizer doesn't give a shit!

The government or Big Pharma would never...

HOSPITAL PR DEP.: "Hey, Tiff, we got a problem. There are 600.000 simps all over your insta demanding a sign of life. This is shit optics, because we put you on camera for demonstrating how harmless the vax is, remember?"

TIFF: "Yeah, right, but y'know, I'm not that much into publicity and stuff, and don't like so much attention, so I'll keep a low profile for indefinite time. Please respect my need for privacy and a quiet life."

PFIZER PR DEP.: "Hello, Mrs. Dover? It's been two weeks now, and millions of people have convinced themselves that you are dead. This is bad for sales. What about a brief appearance? Perhaps put a 30 second video on insta? Could be anything. Do you have a pet?"

TIFF: "I don't know. I have a pimple on my forehead and don't really feel like it. I don't want people to think I'm an attention whore or something."

PFIZER PR DEP.: "Okay. Good luck and godspeed! You go girl!"