YOU want to get rich? YOU want to be successful? YOU want to become famous? Then do the POTIPHAR MOVE! What is the Potiphar move? It's simple: Go to the JEWS! Compliment them. Kiss their flag. Go to Jerusalem, put on a kippah, pray at the Western Wall, and say, "I love the JEWISH PEOPLE!" And then the Jews will help you. You will be successful and make a lot of money. Who knows, maybe you'll become a pedophile superstar like Michael Jackson! Or maybe you'll become a miserable slut like Kim Kardashian! Or maybe you'll even become a lying US president like Donald Trump!

The Jews can give you all of this. You just have to bow down. Bow down to Israel. Make the first step and go to Jerusalem and kiss the Western Wall, and ideally get filmed doing it so the Jews know you mean business.