Next up, Bill Gates wants to pay for Suboxone™ for the swans OUR HERO!
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They didn't inhale.
Local merchants were wondering why bands of swans were carrying five gallon cans of diesel into the woods but dismissed it as "a mental health issue."
"Dem swawansa fuckin.crazy, mang!" said one resident. "Turn camera off, I think I'm going to cry..."
There was no camera, though.
He began to cry. " We miss the innocent swawansa backa dennineties. These junk good swawa....." and he began to bawl....
I’ve always wondered what the addiction profile is of raw opium compared to all of its derivatives.
1-800-SMAK-BRD.
Give.
Now.
Not tomorrow, dick.
NOW!