posted ago by Koanic ago by Koanic +5 / -3

Heroes of Might and Magic 3 (HoMM3) is a classic beloved game, over 20 years old yet still with active multiplayer and modding scenes. It is arguably the best turn-based strategy videogame of all time, largely due to its beautiful art and mythic resonance.

Inferno is one of the eight original factions. Its theme is Hell and volcanoes. Its art is saturnine and semitic. Its central mechanic is human sacrifice of allies to summon demons.

A coincidental resemblance. Jews don't actually conduct mass human sacrifices of their nominal Greatest Allies by stabbing them with poisoned jabs, right? cough

Just a series of 110 coincidences, goy!

Loving the "Jews" because you love the Bible is like loving South American 'immigrants" because you love the Constitution. It is a wilful denial of the self-evident by naive sophistry.

But why would they…

Oh come on, that's…

As the Aztecs knew, there are spiritual and military benefits to summoning demons via mass human sacrifice, which I will now demonstrate (in HoMM3).

TakenUsernameA wrote:

Instructions unclear, the demon I summoned made my people gay

SideEffectsMayIncludeSodomyErectileDysfunctionAndEternalDamnationContactYourLocalRabbiForDetails

The rest of this post is actually about the video game. If that interests you, continue reading.