One would have gotten the worst sniffles and felt guilty about ruthlessly murdering Grandma by not visiting her when experiencing said sniffles.

Don't you dare use logic! ==> Not taking the shot <== is what is ruthlessly murdering Grandmas everywhere. And who doesn't visit their Grandma? You should feel guilty for neglecting Grandma. You're a monster.

(Also, I notice no one gives a shit about Grandpa. But that's a whole other black pill.)