"Doctor", remember he's a school dropout and was given an honorary degree (which he probably bribed for). The "doctors" who get their doctorates in religious studies are more accredited than him.

The guy who created the Blue Screen of Death and ordered his minions to 'cut off a competitors's air supply'.- I am so reassured he's now gone through 6 years of medical school and interned. Oh, he hasn't? Well then, Gates, blow it out your ass.

Yeah well he might as well be at this point. Many believe it and it's a scary thing.

Like Bill...like Jill.

Liar - I am the world's most powerful doctor!

Doctor of what? WTF