It's time we had some more regularly cycled megathreads for conspiratorial happenings that remain in the news cycle for longer than a week or so. I think this Suez Canal business qualifies.
Feel free to dump all relevant info into this thread...high octane speculation is encouraged!
I totally believe that the cunt captaining the Ever Green did not do this by accident. I mean, for fucksakes, the cunt drew a dick and balls on the waters before this happened. This bullshit was a big fuck you.