It's going to take weeks? Global trade will be massively effected.
First female captain?
Ship drew a cock and balls before getting stuck?
Evergreen/Hillary?
Boat is called H3RC?
Wayfair?
Shipping containers?
Containers have to be "removed" to free the ship?
Now the US Navy is sitting at the south side of this mess and the Russian Navy is sitting on the northern side. It just keeps getting more and more interesting.