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I was on the moon when they landed, to greet them. My Gruppenfuhrer sent me from our base on the dark side with good German beer - imported from Earth. I invited them over for bratwurst and explained that a lot of retards wouldn't ever believe they got there, but we did 'cause we were like bros in space and all. I said "Neil, dude, in 70 years a buncha tards will claim you never left a footprint. How rude." Neil said "Fuck them rednecks, Hans."

2 years ago
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I was on the moon when they landed, to greet them. My Gruppenfuhrer sent me from our base on the dark side with good German beer - imported from Earth. I invited them over for bratwurst and explained that a lot of retards wouldn't ever believe they got there, but we did 'cause we were like bros in space and all. I said "Neil, dude, in 70 years a buncha tards will claim you never left a footprint. How rude."

2 years ago
1 score