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No such thing as fire breathers. It takes completely different biology. Not found on this planet. It would mean a different lifeform. Non organic. Perhaps silicon or otherwise. Acid is far more agreeable and found in nature. Snake, insects, fish etc. So no.

A fable for children explaining bombardment, roman catapults. Imagine explaining them as a Gual for the first time to your siblings. Then they simply became an oral tradition. Like the Japanese explaining earthquakes, they came from Godzilla, or the mighty Catfish dunno its name. Fables. Or mechanical creations.

There is the firehawk, a bird that grabs a flaming branch and drops it on vegetation to start fires in order to catch prey fleeing. But there isn't a phoenix. Different lifeform, non organic, alien to this planet. Where the nearest this planet has, is a salamander that thrives living underground close to lava or volcanoes, and also various fish feeding off lava vents, and other cetaceans.

No the blue whale or likewise oceans support bigger megafauna, are your dinosaurs. Whales found on the Himalayas, Andies, Rockies. Whales ontop of almost all major mountain ranges on this planet. Fictionalised into hyperbole. Combined animal matter, superglued together and fed through computers creating fiction. Assumed rocks chiseled and sculpted into bones all because they had calcium deposits. Dinosaurs have dumbed down the human race, so assholes can profit. They are a haphazard toxic creation. A fable like your dragons except dinosaurs have the knighted spinning lies, and dragons have knights chasing their imaginations, both for hoards of gold.

2 years ago
1 score
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No such thing as fire breathers. It takes completely different biology. Not found on this planet. It would mean a different lifeform. Non organic. Perhaps silicone or otherwise. Acid is far more agreeable and found in nature. Snake, insects, fish etc. So no.

A fable for children explaining bombardment, roman catapults. Imagine explaining them as a Gual for the first time to your siblings. Then they simply became an oral tradition. Like the Japanese explaining earthquakes, they came from Godzilla, or the mighty Catfish dunno its name. Fables. Or mechanical creations.

There is the firehawk, a bird that grabs a flaming branch and drops it on vegetation to start fires in order to catch prey fleeing. But there isn't a phoenix. Different lifeform, non organic, alien to this planet. Where the nearest this planet has, is a salamander that thrives living underground close to lava or volcanoes, and also various fish feeding off lava vents, and other cetaceans.

No the blue whale or likewise oceans support bigger megafauna, are your dinosaurs. Whales found on the Himalayas, Andies, Rockies. Whales ontop of almost all major mountain ranges on this planet. Fictionalised into hyperbole. Combined animal matter, superglued together and fed through computers creating fiction. Assumed rocks chiseled and sculpted into bones all because they had calcium deposits. Dinosaurs have dumbed down the human race, so assholes can profit. They are a haphazard toxic creation. A fable like your dragons except dinosaurs have the knighted spinning lies, and dragons have knights chasing their imaginations, both for hoards of gold.

2 years ago
1 score