Pay no attention to the Knights of Malta dominating the CIA, or the Catholic supreme court. That doesn't mean anything! Just a coincidence! No, no, we are defeating evil once and for all by calling out the Jews!

We'll even let you go after those pesky brown people, but please just leave the Papal Orders alone! We are totally based and just want to make the world a better place!

Pay no attention to the Knights of Malta dominating the CIA, or the Catholic supreme court. That doesn't mean anything! Just a coincidence! No, no, we are defeating evil once and for all by calling out the Jews!

We'll even let you go after those pesky brown people, but please just leave the Vatican alone! We are totally based and just want to make the world a better place!