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This.^ Sig Sauer P320 is what everyone told us Glocks with in-trigger safety would be. Poppin off.

And in a life-or-death situation, you’d better make sure you have two hands available and a full extra second to respond for racking your slide and switching to firing position.

Keep one in the pipe, Like Mario in the Barrio— Never know when a piranha plant might creep out and spit some fireballs.

But I damn sure wouldn’t charge a group of officers firing pepperspray with a fucking loaded gun on me and a black cameraphone in my hand, reaching crazily into my pockets and screaming curses at them.

If he wanted to “rescue” the other people, he could’ve rolled up his sleeves, put away his phone, shut his mouth, and dragged some people to safety… but nah, couldn’t stop filming for social clout and internet points…

Unfortunately, all this poor soul got was a Darwin award.

Feels like everybody is LARPing in some sort of ARG; seems people psychically absorbed into smartphones via scamdemic protocols and ptsd from the event. Some sort of postmodernist black magic where images are reproduced ad nauseam until you begin to reflect the images…

The algorithm- It’s far more subtle and effective than radio/tv.

4 days ago
1 score
Reason: Original

This.^ Sig Sauer P320 is what everyone told us Glocks with in-trigger safety would be. Poppin off.

And in a life-or-death situation, you’d better make sure you have two hands available and a full extra second to respond for racking your slide and switching to firing position.

Keep one in the pipe, Like Mario in the Barrio— Never know when a piranha plant might creep out and spit some fireballs.

But I damn sure wouldn’t charge a group of officers firing pepperspray with a fucking loaded gun on me and a black cameraphone in my hand, reaching crazily into my pockets and screaming curses at them.

If he wanted to “rescue” the other people, he could’ve rolled up his sleeves, put away his phone, shut his mouth, and dragged some people to safety… but nah, couldn’t stop filming for social clout and internet points…

Unfortunately, all this poor soul got was a Darwin award.

4 days ago
1 score