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back when I was a CNN journalist

Precious.

The moon has no atmosphere, moron. There's no "dust" to get onto anything.

The moon not only has an atmosphere, but is surrounded by electrostatically levitated dust.

You probably already knew that + more fun facts.

Lunar Laser Ranging...

Where 300,000,000,000,000,000 (three hundred quadrillion) photons are sent out and 1-5 (one... to five) photons are returned...

I wish I was smart enough to believe.


I have plenty of food storage and drinking water, and we'll be planting an acre... so it'll be a few years before I come for a glass of pee. Will you still be around?

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

back when I was a CNN journalist

Precious.

The moon has no atmosphere, moron. There's no "dust" to get onto anything.

The moon not only has an atmosphere, but is surrounded by electrostatically levitated dust.

You probably already knew that + more fun facts.

Lunar Laser Ranging...

Where 300,000,000,000,000,000 (three hundred quadrillion) photons are sent out and 1-5 (one... to five) photons are returned...

I wish I was smart enough to believe.


I have a lot of food storage, and plenty of drinking water, and we'll be planting an acre... so it'll be a few years before I come for a glass of pee. Will you still be around?

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

back when I was a CNN journalist

Precious.

The moon has no atmosphere, moron. There's no "dust" to get onto anything.

The moon not only has an atmosphere, but is surrounded by electrostatically levitated dust.

You probably already knew that + more fun facts.

Lunar Laser Ranging...

Where 300,000,000,000,000,000 (three hundred quadrillion) photons are sent out and 1-5 (one... to five) photons are returned...

I wish I was smart enough to believe.


I've earned more in the past few years than you will over your lifetime. After wondering whether this could possibly be true, contemplate how somebody so dumb could do that.

I also have almost 3 years of food storage for my family, including freeze-dried meats, and plenty of drinking water, and some land that we're putting an acre of crops on, so it'll be a while before I come looking for a glass of pee. Will you still be around?

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

back when I was a CNN journalist

Precious.

The moon has no atmosphere, moron. There's no "dust" to get onto anything.

The moon not only has an atmosphere, but is surrounded by electrostatically levitated dust.

You probably already knew that + more fun facts.

Lunar Laser Ranging...

Where 300,000,000,000,000,000 (three hundred quadrillion) photons are sent out and 1-5 (one... to five) photons are returned.

I wish I was smart enough to believe.


I've earned more in the past few years than you will over your lifetime. After wondering whether this could possibly be true, contemplate how somebody so dumb could do that.

I also have almost 3 years of food storage for my family, including freeze-dried meats, and plenty of drinking water, and some land that we're putting an acre of crops on, so it'll be a while before I come looking for a glass of pee. Will you still be around?

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

back when I was a CNN journalist

Precious.

The moon has no atmosphere, moron. There's no "dust" to get onto anything.

The moon not only has an atmosphere, but is surrounded by electrostatically levitated dust.

You probably already knew that + more fun facts.

Lunar Laser Ranging...

Where 300,000,000,000,000,000 (three hundred quadrillion) photons are sent out and 1-5 (one... to five) photons are returned.

I wish I was so smart as to believe this.


I've earned more in the past few years than you will over your lifetime. After wondering whether this could possibly be true, contemplate how somebody so dumb could do that.

I also have almost 3 years of food storage for my family, including freeze-dried meats, and plenty of drinking water, and some land that we're putting an acre of crops on, so it'll be a while before I come looking for a glass of pee. Will you still be around?

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

back when I was a CNN journalist

Precious.

The moon has no atmosphere, moron. There's no "dust" to get onto anything.

The moon not only has an atmosphere, but is surrounded by electrostatically levitated dust.

You probably already knew that + more fun facts.

Lunar Laser Ranging...

Where 300,000,000,000,000,000 (three hundred quadrillion) photons are sent out and 1-5 (one... to five) photons are returned.

I wish I was smart enough to believe this.


I've earned more in the past few years than you will over your lifetime. After wondering whether this could possibly be true, contemplate how somebody so dumb could do that.

I also have almost 3 years of food storage for my family, including freeze-dried meats, and plenty of drinking water, and some land that we're putting an acre of crops on, so it'll be a while before I come looking for a glass of pee. Will you still be around?

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: None provided.

back when I was a CNN journalist

Precious.

The moon has no atmosphere, moron. There's no "dust" to get onto anything.

The moon not only has an atmosphere, but is surrounded by electrostatically levitated dust.

Lunar Laser Ranging...

Where 300,000,000,000,000,000 (three hundred quadrillion) photons are sent out and 1-5 (one... to five) photons are returned.

I wish I was smart enough to believe this.


I've earned more in the past few years than you will over your lifetime. After wondering whether this could possibly be true, contemplate how somebody so dumb could do that.

I also have almost 3 years of food storage for my family, including freeze-dried meats, and plenty of drinking water, and some land that we're putting an acre of crops on, so it'll be a while before I come looking for a glass of pee. Will you still be around?

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: Original

back when I was a CNN journalist

Precious.

Lunar Laser Ranging...

Where 300,000,000,000,000,000 (three hundred quadrillion) photons are sent out and 1-5 (one... to five) photons are returned.

I wish I was smart enough to believe this.


I've earned more in the past few years than you will over your lifetime. After wondering whether this could possibly be true, contemplate how somebody so dumb could do that.

I also have almost 3 years of food storage for my family, including freeze-dried meats, and plenty of drinking water, and some land that we're putting an acre of crops on, so it'll be a while before I come looking for a glass of pee. Will you still be around?

1 year ago
1 score