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Reason: grammar, because i'm a dumb fuck who cares about that to some degree

Calm down, holy shit, I'll give it a try though.

Hi class, my name is number 11 and I'm a dumb fuck fucking retarded shill. I just wanted a chance to explain to you all how I felt about Neuralink. I hope you will all give me a chance to share my thoughts even though I am paid by Elon and have very limited mental capacity.

I used to think Neuralink was 100% a bad, stupid idea, but then I was presented with a perspective that I had previously not thought of before and it made me think twice. I have a good friend that can't use his legs due to an accident. Don't ask me how that works because I am just a dumb fuck after all. I can't really explain EXACTLY what is happening when the connection from the brain to the legs is severed, but I do know that he can't walk anymore.

Anyway, we were sitting around a fire one time and he said IF (now, I don't know exactly what the word IF means but I think it means hypothetically in this case) Neuralink was SOMEHOW (again, I don't know how or even if that were possible, but it could be as far as I'm concerned given my dumb fuckness) able to restore his ability to walk he would give Neuralink a second LOOK. After hearing him say that, I thought to myself, I can't pretend that I wouldn't either so maybe I shouldn't be 100% against Neuralink, especially since i don't fully understand it.

Thanks for listening class, I hope that my thoughts weren't a complete waste of time, but hopefully the company that I am here on behalf of and am a shill for, will make some money off of my stupid comment.

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: Further pontification

Calm down, holy shit, I'll give it a try though.

Hi class, my name is number 11 and I'm a dumb fuck fucking retarded shill. I just wanted a chance to explain to you all how I felt about Neuralink. I hope you will all give me a chance to share my thoughts even though I am paid by Elon and have very limited mental capacity.

I used to think Neuralink was 100% a bad, stupid idea, but then I was presented with a perspective that I had previously not thought of before and it made me think twice. I have a good friend that can't use his legs due to an accident. Don't ask me how that works because I am just a dumb fuck after all. I can't really explain EXACTLY what is happening when the connection from the brain to the legs is severed, but I do know that he can't walk anymore.

Anyway, we were sitting around a fire one time and he said IF (now, I don't know exactly what the word IF means but I think it means hypothetically in this case) Neuralink was SOMEHOW (again, I don't know how or even if that were possible, but it could be as far as I'm concerned given my dumb fuckness) able to restore his ability to walk he would give Neuralink a second LOOK. After hearing him say that, I thought to myself, I can't pretend that I wouldn't either so maybe I shouldn't be 100% against Neuralink.

Thanks for listening class, I hope that my thoughts weren't a complete waste of time, but hopefully the company that I am here on behalf of and am a shill of, will make some money off of my stupid comment.

1 year ago
1 score
Reason: Original

Calm down, holy shit

1 year ago
1 score