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Today I had a sore throat and my mom FORCED me to do a PCR test. Bam....2 lines.

My parents are all MASKING UP at home and are going insane to force me to do the same.

And if you don't know yet, these people are insane covidian cultists. You CANNOT talk past them, you cannot convince them that they are flu, you cannot do anything about them. At all.

If you attempt to say I wanna go out etc etc etc...they will call you a "selfish prick" for being a (supposed) patient 0.

"If you masked and complied, you will not get covid-19"

Nothing I can do to save myself here, folks. Mass Formation Psychosis will render ALL other things a moot cause.

If anyone has any other suggestions, I owe you a favor.

2 years ago
2 score
Reason: None provided.

Today I had a sore throat and my mom FORCED me to do a PCR test. Bam....2 lines.

My parents are all MASKING UP at home and are going insane to force me to do the same.

And if you don't know yet, these people are insane covidian cultists. You CANNOT talk past them, you cannot convince them that they are flu, you cannot do anything about them. At all.

Any mention of anything else and they will call you a "selfish prick" for being a (supposed) patient 0.

Nothing I can do to save myself here, folks. Mass Formation Psychosis will render ALL other things a moot cause.

If anyone has any other suggestions, I owe you a favor.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

Today I had a sore throat and my mom FORCED me to do a PCE test. Bam....2 lines.

My parents are all MASKING UP at home and are going insane to force me to do the same.

And if you don't know yet, these people are insane covidian cultists. You CANNOT talk past them, you cannot convince them that they are flu, you cannot do anything about them. At all.

Any mention of anything else and they will call you a "selfish prick" for being a (supposed) patient 0.

Nothing I can do to save myself here, folks. Mass Formation Psychosis will render ALL other things a moot cause.

If anyone has any other suggestions, I owe you a favor.

2 years ago
1 score