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I’ve worked for corporate fagget companies, lots of them. One thing i’ve noticed (and i’ve met and heard speak live several CEOs of multibillion$ multinational companys) is that these people just talk abstract bullshit that literally makes no sense. It’s just word salad that is some sort of magick... they speak to elicit feelings or something... it’s sort of culty... you just use buzzwords and tone to convey, control, and mirror moods... it’s sort of like nirvana or fleetwood mac lyrics... hotel california eagles type shit...

I’ve worked in sales and sometimes the bullshit just flows and flows, it’s like it comes from somewhere else... you say whatever you need to say, the “challenger” method... and you even surprise yourself sometimes when they bite... i worked with some real life gordon gecko types, selling very expensive shit over the phone to people i’ve never met...

Do you guys understand what i’m getting at? Listen to these two douche-canoes and see if it makes sense, like from a logical/logistical level.

In these companies we would have these long meetings that were supposed to be about a certain topic, but it would just seem like a bunch of people trying to sound important, and you “share” and “be vulnerable” and some weird 45 year old with purple hair tells a story about one of their poly partners and you all just kind of look down, and nod, and somebody tries to work the projector and fails, can’t get the sound to work, and it’s all just VERY CRINGE.

2 years ago
1 score
Reason: Original

I’ve worked for corporate fagget companies, lots of them. One thing i’ve noticed (and i’ve met and heard speak live several CEOs of multibillion$ multinational companys) is that these people just talk abstract bullshit that literally makes no sense. It’s just word salad that is some sort of magick... they speak to elicit feelings or something... it’s sort of culty... you just use buzzwords and tone to convey, control, and mirror moods... it’s sort of like nirvana or fleetwood mac lyrics... hotel california eagles type shit...

I’ve worked in sales and sometimes the bullshit just flows and flows, it’s like it comes from somewhere else... you say whatever you need to say, the “challenger” method... and you even surprise yourself sometimes when they bite... i worked with some real life gordon gecko types, selling very expensive shit over the phone to people i’ve never met...

Do you guys understand what i’m getting at? Listen to these two douche-canoes and see if it makes sense, like from a logical/logistical level.

2 years ago
1 score