TL;DR: Thomas Massie is a Salem Witch. We’ll look at the suspicious elements of his background, and the people from whom he may be descended.

Thomas Massie (b1971) is controversial. Decide what you think about him after reading this material. Maybe you’ll think it’s meaningless and irrelevant. Maybe.

As of the time of this writing, Massie just lost his primary and will be out of Congress soon, but that doesn’t look like the finale of, “Hillbilly Hero: The Thomas Massie Story”. The issues of Epstein and Iran have—to put it crudely—caused a crack in MAGA, into which the Salem Witches hope to drive a wedge named Thomas Massie. To that end, the psychological operation has begun. We can begin our analysis with this anomaly:

Thomas Massie Has Always Been a Pain in the Ass: Can the Kentucky Republican—inventor, farmer, gadfly, genius—survive standing up to Trump? (Mother Jones 5/12/2026)

Trump is going to be in office for two years after Massie leaves DC. Also, the 2026 United States House of Representatives elections in Kentucky was literally only one week after the story was published. Why not just wait for the answer? Well, that’s because they already knew he couldn’t win and this propaganda piece was the first campaign ad of “Massie4Prez 2028”.

Glaring anomaly up front: find any Top 10 list of leftist magazines and Mother Jones (magazine) (1976) will be on it. Hmmm, I wondoer who is really behind it (bold-face mine)?

The magazine is named after Mary Harris Jones, known as Mother Jones, an Irish-American trade union activist, socialist advocate, and ardent opponent of child labor.

The Salem Witches were behind the entire Social Reform movement and this was just one more project. I’m not an advocate of child labor, but I suggest recognizing there is a good reason and then there is the real reason. Further:

People who served on the editorial team during those years included Adam Hochschild, Paul Jacobs, Richard Parker, Deborah Johnson, Jeffrey Bruce Klein, Mark Dowie, Amanda Spake, Zina Klapper, and Deirdre English.

According to Hochschild, Parker, "who worked as both editor and publisher, saw to it that Mother Jones took the best of what could be learned from the world of commercial publishing".

Yes, the Parkers once again. Did you know that I never go searching for them? There are just that many, one in every other woodpile. Clearly, this isn’t progressives reluctantly admitting that one Republican isn’t a Nazi, it’s the Salem Witches informing us who they want for President.

The article flogs the image of Massie as a boy-genius hayseed just trying to do good in the corrupt world of politics. That alone leads us on three tangents. Apologies in advance for wrecking any images of “a better time”.

First tangent: the narrative of cornpone crusader was sold to us nearly a century ago in 1939’s Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, considered one of the greatest films of all time. Eleven Academy Award nominations, although only a single win for Best Original Story. Who wrote it? Lewis R. Foster (1898-1974).

The film starred one of the most iconic American actors of all time, James Stewart (1908-1997). Yes, the same Jimmy Stewart who played despondent but redeemed George Bailey in what has become a Christmas treasure, It’s a Wonderful Life.

Miles Mathis wrote a short paper on Jimmy Stewart (12/31/2018 7-page PDF). It is almost entirely useless but I learned Jimmy was a Major General in the US military, which seems so odd. Mathis does notice that Stewart’s mother was born a Jackson and links her to President Andrew Jackson. Then he says that Andrew Jackson looks really Jewish. Is that insightful?

I offer instead that Jackson is a Salem Witch name, and applies to both Jimmy and the former President. Further, when that President Jackson crossed the Salem Witches, a house painter named Richard Lawrence tried to shoot him, the first attempt on the life of a President. It was, at least, the first fake attempt because both pistols misfired.

Anyway, back on Mr. Smith, I noticed the role of "Ma Smith" was played by—get this—an actress named Beulah Bondi (1888-1981). Her mother was born Eva Suzanna Marble.

I had never heard the surname Bondi until we all heard it over and over very recently. Does this perhaps help to explain the anomalous situation where Pam Bondi got into a position to do something and then did not do nothing hardly at all until at some point she got booted? Helps me, for sure. We will revisit Pam in the near future.

Second tangent: Try to notice what MJ is glossing over here…

Lewis County is the poorest of the 21 counties in the 4th Congressional District, which has a population of about 776,000 spread out across nearly 5,000 square miles. Its county seat is Massie’s hometown of Vanceburg, population 1,500. Situated near the banks of the Ohio River, Vanceburg is 30 miles from the closest Walmart. The nearest major airport is at least an hour-and-a-half drive away outside Cincinnati.

Oh, shit, he probably dropped out of his mama into a horse trough, didn’t he? They’re trying to sell you the notion that ol’ Tommy Boy is a son of the hills and hollers of ol’ Kaintuck, or some such garbage. That’s on one level, but there is a deeper level that is more crucial to lead you away from, farther east and farther back in time.

Yes, Massie was raised in Vanceburg, Kentucky but he was born 50 miles away as the dang ol’ crow flies in Huntington, West Virginia. Sounds like some bullshit trivia, doesn’t it? It isn’t.

Huntington was named after Collis Potter Huntington (1821-1900). An interesting sidelight with him is that he was one of “The Big Four” robber barons specializing in railroads.

A fellow robber was Charles Crocker (1822-1888). Name sound familiar? In the second “Streetcar Conspiracy” post right before this series, I mentioned the first cross-country auto trip in 1903 (on BFGoodrich tires!) was a PR stunt by Sewall K. Crocker (1883-1913) and Horatio Nelson Jackson (1872-1955). Yes, another Jackson.

Huntington is also the seat of Cabell County, West Virginia. If you’re not already familiar, you’ll be struck by what the Cabells have been up to over the centuries, from the Mayflower to JFK. If you not familiar, I wrote up some of their antics in this post.

Also, unbelievably, an unincorporated community (basically a neighborhood) in Huntington is Beverly Hills! No, that’s not some cruel dig at the poor people of rural WV. They don’t admit it for this one, but I’m certain that just like the area in LA where rich people live, both are named after Beverly, Massachusetts. It used to literally be a part of Salem.

Right across the bridge from Huntington is Proctorville, Ohio. Again, can you believe it? The original name was "Quaker Bottom". See, I keep telling you there’s something I can’t quite put my finger on with the Quakers.

Finally, leaving Huntington north on WV-2, in less than an hour you’ll come to Point Pleasant, West Virginia. You’ll pass right by the site of the former Silver Bridge, which collapsed in December 1967 somehow in conjunction with paranormal fan-favorite, Mothman. Make of this proximity what you will.

Third tangent: The MJ article breezes over Massie’s early career, using the term “MIT-educated engineer” and “MIT-trained tech entrepreneur/libertarian/anti-vax conspiracy theorist/banjo-playing gentleman farmer”. They quite literally do not spell it out. So I will.

The Massachusetts Institute of Technology is in the heart of Boston, the biggest nest of the Salem Witches. I mean, that alone doesn’t damn it but the first thing we find is that it was founded in 1861 by William Barton Rogers (1804-1882). A double-whammy! Need we say more?

Tangent to third tangent: I will say one thing more. Although I’m certain Barton is in William’s bloodline, it was not his mother’s maiden name. She was born Hannah Blythe. Ring a bell? Former President Bill Clinton was born William Jefferson Blythe III.

Bill’s biological father was William Jefferson "Bill" Blythe Jr.. Or so we are told. Seriously, read that page and hold up your hand if you believe “Bill Blythe Jr.” was an actual living, breathing person.

It’s a long case which I will not recount here, but to his credit Miles Mathis turned me on to this idea: It looks like Bill Clinton’s real father was a man about whose life and death you can read here: COLONEL WILLIAM JACKSON BLYTHE, SR. OBIT.

This even ties back to the last post about TX AG Ken Paxton. His opponent is James Dell Talarico. Bill’s mother was Virginia Dell Cassidy.

Listen, I get that we’re very far afield and the claim about Bill just seems like completely wild and unfounded speculation that could not possibly be true. But did you notice the name of the elite Colonel Blythe’s mother? Lola Parker Blythe. Ask yourself if anyone could make all this up.

Okay, back to Massie in Cambridge….

Massie earned a Bachelor of Science in electrical engineering in 1993 and a Master of Science in mechanical engineering in 1996, during which time the boy-genius won a bunch of prizes for his inventions. His big break is here:

In 1996, his company was reincorporated as SensAble Technologies, Inc., after MIT's Bill Aulet joined him as a partner. He raised $32 million of venture capital, employed 70 people, and obtained 24 patents during his time at the company, which he sold in 2003.

They don’t quote numbers, but I have to imagine that Massie was set for life after that liquidity event. He was free to, say, go into politics, which he did in 2010. Convenient, like all our lives are.

Forgot about finding anything on the Wikipedia page for Bill Aulet. It’s like the junk you’ll find in corporate “Who We Are” bios. But they do say his wife is Julie Shah. Sounds like that name will go nowhere until to take time to see that her maiden name is Arnold. Unbelievable.

You’ll see that Aulet is not actually a professor at MIT, which Massie attended, but rather at the separate institution of their business school, the MIT Sloan School of Management. I guess Bill and Tommy just ran into each other here and there?

I suppose we can let that slide but you should be aware of this: that “Sloan” in the name refers to Alfred P. Sloan. We’ve talked about good old Al several times. He was the right-hand man of Charles Stewart Mott at General Motors. Whaddaya know, another Stewart!

To know more about Sloan and why you should feel ill seeing his name on this business school, I think the important posts would be the one on the Flint water crisis and the one on sugar as a bioweapon. BTW, know what Al’s wife’s name was? Irene Jackson. Trust me, even I get surprised at these repetitions sometimes.

Now, if Thomas Massie is a Salem Witch as I claim, who was his handler? From the MJ article, this hits a little different than they may have hoped:

In response to the ghoulish chatter [concerning the mysterious circumstances of his wife who died suddenly], Massie posted, “The only credible conspiracy I can offer is a gorgeous girl who was a literal genius conspired to make a congressman, who would be steerable by no one but her, out of an awkward nerd.”

Would it surprise you if I reminded you that his wife’s name was Rhonda Howard? What are the chances? All I can add is that after his sweetheart supposedly died suddenly, he remarried suddenly a hottie two decades his junior.

Normally, genealogy is the star of the show but not this time. Wikipedia completely omits even the names of his parents. Wonder why? In any case, let me simply point you to some people I would guess are his forebears, both with the very same name.

Thomas Massie (burgess) (1675-1732) and Thomas Massie (planter) (1747-1834 were grandfather and grandson, bigwigs in Virginia. Remember how I said they were steering us away from the east?

Their pages are littered with Salem Witch names. For example, the younger Thomas served in the military under General Nelson and lived in Nelson County. FFS, we already mentioned a Nelson driving cross-country just in this post. You get the idea and you can examine the pages yourself if you’re in doubt. You can also check their “Ancestors” and “Descendants” starting at the genealogy for the grandson.

Thanks for reading!