Well i was on my way to work one day when i spied a rocket ship some aliens abducted me and took me on a trip to a previous existence on another astral plane i met a real nice lady there name shirley maclaine The truth is not an obstacle for someone such as me, she said because you see we all create our own reality and if a problem should arise the best thing you can say is dont worry, be happy, and have a nice day Well i thanked her very kindly for the excellent advice she said she'd bill me later at a reasonable price then the aliens brought me back and beamed me down into this bar but i could not go to work because bigfoot stole my car