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Bernie Sanders is a worthless jew. For a limited time offer, we are offering a 10% discount to jews seeking assisted suicide. Bernie, this is your chance to be assisted into an oven where you can quietly go away, relieving your family and friends of the mortal burden of hearing you kvetch in your old age. Your assisted suicide will reduce the amount of carbon dioxide you exhale into the atmosphere, thereby saving the planet and qualifying you for a green energy tax credit.