My issue with Crhristianity:

Last time I went to church there was an orc priest using loudspeakers despite the church being tiny and he called ✡ "our brudders".

Those few Christians who are not like that are hardass, narrowminded, insipid chud cultists.

Same thing with politics:

All political groups worship ✡ and/or 🐵.

And those few who do not are skinhead meth addicts with ugly natsoc tattoos and 90 IQ's.