Before the cuckening
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Good thing they had rollercoasters to expedite their entry and, to also help speed up the process they had the infamous masturbate-you-to-death machines and the magic walls where they forced poor innocent juiceboxes to put a long gun into one hole where it would curl like in Tom & Jerry to point at their face then forced to pull the trigger.
I fell to my knees in a WalMart parking lot reading that page of history.
I'm still trying to picture how the holocoaster was supposed to work. After it dumps the bodies, does it move to the side and reset? How are they getting the bodies in there so fast and what was the point of the door opening and closing so often? Can someone explain so I can use my masturbate to death machine next to my jew skin lamp that I clean with my jew soap?
The holo-coaster:
https://files.catbox.moe/8u5oj5.png
WWII world almanac census records:
https://files.catbox.moe/b919j0.png
Those poor boys