Clearly just a hoax. The way it’s written is like a committee of women got together and wrote an LLM designed explicitly to pander to emotional responses.

“Oy vey, something will happen eventually two more weeks just keep waiting. Also we DEFINITELY told regular military personnel en masse to tell their families to move away from coastlines because THAT INFORMATION WOULD NEEEEEEVER GET OUT TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC!”

Something believable, please.