I can tell you're a cat owner by the fact that you can't discern whether someone is being sincere when they tell you to keep your cats inside your house, like a good pet owner, instead of being an asshole to your neighbors. Especially when it comes to the fact that the cat in question would've been alive if they had just done what I said. I guess being an asshole supersedes your cat's well-being.
I can tell you're a cat owner by the fact that you can't discern whether someone is being sincere when they tell you to keep your cats inside your house, like a good pet owner, instead of being an asshole to your neighbors. Especially when it comes to the fact that the cat in question would've been alive if they had just done what I said. I guess being an asshole supersedes your cat's well-being.
Poe's Law in action x2