this irrational need to insert Soviet Union in everything bad

Soviet/sovet/suvetu - "assembly" implies putting together. Unit/unitas/unus - "one" implies being apart from one another.

Chosen one (unit) implies set apart from gentiles assembled (soviet) together...same trick as with united states; united kingdom; european union; united nations etc.

There was no KGB...

KGB aka Komitet Gosudarstvennoy Bezopasnosti aka Committee of State Harmlessness

Komit/commit - "to commit" implies gentiles giving consent to jewish suggestions, thereby setting a jewish state apart, while uniting gentiles together. That was always the modus operandi for subverting many by few and Bezopasnosti implies the chutzpah to call the suggested harmless upfront, while the later consent by gentiles establishes the harm.

• Merchant: "Would you like to buy?"
• Consumer: "What are you selling?"
• Merchant: "Whatever you want...it's harmless"

First line implies the state; second line implies the committee; third line implies the sales pitch...that's the KGB aka Soviet Union aka happy merchant of temptation operating since Ab immemorabili (time immemorial).