"I love the outdoors and I really want to be a tree in my afterlife," she told the LA Times. "My family has a crypt in Mexico, where there are no trees or shade around .... I want my soil to be used specifically for a plum tree, my favorite fruit, and my loved ones can visit me there."
Pass the plum so I can taste Assemblywoman Cristina Garcia. 🤡
I mean....this isn't a bad or crazy concept. Body goes in the ground. Edit: oh, they made it stupid
Pass the plum so I can taste Assemblywoman Cristina Garcia. 🤡
Like... just put her ass in the ground and sprinkle some seeds on top. No million-dollar start- up