So far you're zero for two.

Don't know every college degree on the planet's riddled with watching videos, documentaries, and actual Hollywood movies,

don't know the definition of the word research.

"research"

noun

1. "The systematic investigation into, and study of materials and sources, in order to establish facts, and reach conclusions."

verb

2. "she has spent the last five years researching her people's history"

verb

3. "discover or verify information for use in (a book, programme, etc.).

"I was in New York researching my novel"

Similar: investigate

conduct investigations into

STUDY

inquire into

make inquiries into

look into

probe

explore

analyse

examine

scrutinize

inspect

review

assess

read

read up on

pore over

delve into

dig into

sift through

check out

All these years you've been raving like a mentally ill man,

because you didn't know research and study, are the same thing.

Just think if you'd have researched or studied

what you've been pretending to be an expert about,

all this time.