"The coming period of recession will … accelerate the decline in living standards that the younger generations have already witnessed compared to earlier generations," reads the "Whole-of-Government Five-Year Trends' report for Canada- of which the aforementioned heavily redacted version was made public thanks to an 'access of information' request filed by Matt Malone, an assistant professor of law at British Columbia’s Thompson Rivers University, and an expert in government secrecy.

"For example, many Canadians under 35 are unlikely ever to be able to buy a place to live," the report continues.

Shout-out to the great white north conspiracy theorists

Another major theme of the report is that Canadians are set to become increasingly disillusioned with their government, which authors mostly chalk up to “misinformation,” “conspiracy theories” and “paranoia.” -National Post