You deserve to lose your money at this point
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There's a song those ICP guys made back in the 90's about these kind of snake oil salesmen using God as their salespitch.
The second verse goes... .
God had called me and then stopped by
And he told me you're gonna die
Unless you buy my holy water
Check, cash, or a money order
This is true, don't question me
I'll even send you shit for free
It's only ten bucks for the call
And I'll send a prayer, no charge at all
Put your lips up to the screen
Close your eyelids and intervene
Your lips to mine, now send the cash
And while you're there, you can kiss my ass
Take your paycheck and send me half
And I'll send you God's autograph
I'll get Allah's and Buddha's too
Even Zeus, I don't give a fuck who
Just send me that money
Infact this is the intro lol
*"Give God the first portion of your income, say that with me,
Give God the first portion of your income. Give it first!
Not after deducts, not after the social security and the hospitilization, and the malnutrition.
Not after all these things on your check you say
I'm gonna give God a little what's left.
You do, and that's what you gonna get from God."
2 Corinthians 9:6-7
We are not compelled. I did not take an oath of TITHE. It is a manipulation of the scriptures to extract money and nothing more
Suicidal Tendencies did "Send me your money". Another good one