NOTE: Obviously, you’re going to have to take my word for some stuff when we get to the Satan part, but by that time you may be more of a mind to do so. Alternatively, if you think that--rather than simply discovering that which is there to be discovered—I am creative enough to just invent all this out of unrelated bits and bobs, well… I appreciate the compliment! Let’s begin….

“Pharos”, the shitcoin in question, seems to have come along in August 2023, as you can see in their whitepaper (31-page PDF). IDK what such whitepapers are normally like, but this one reads like it came right out of ChatGPT. On very casual page-downing, I did notice a few items worth mentioning.

First, it is not searchable. It’s all just a giant image. Even old texts scanned by Google three decades ago are searchable. What’s the deal here? Weird, right?

Second, because of that, don’t bother searching for “plato” but just go to page 23. It says, “Plato considered the ideal polis….” You be the judge, but the reference seems really forced. Why is it really here? Well, the utopia of Plato’s Republic includes no rights and a caste system where almost everyone is a slave. Maybe that’s why the reference is here, huh?

Third, remember that famous cover from The Economist, 9-15 January 1988? It’s getting harder to find now, BTW. Take a look at that symbol in the center of the phoenix’s medallion. You’ll notice it repeated at the top of page 28 of the whitepaper. I can assure you it’s no accident.

Anyway, I posted about it this before here, but the handful that bother noticing that symbol and thinking about it will instantaneously conclude that it’s the Greek letter “phi”. Alright, so that’s either part of the name of the organization behind “Pharos”, or the first part of the name of that phoenix they are showing you, right? Wrong.

It’s a sly reference by “Them” to the null sign, which is visually identical. The null sign represents the “empty set”, that is, the set with nothing in it. Funny, right? They take pains to tell you it’s some Scandinavian symbol. Are you reassured? Not me. And Pharos is trading as we speak for $0.0005116.

Okay, on to what They are googlewashing out of existence: “Pharos coins”. Now that the cryptocurrency exists, see if you casually run into any of the following by searching that phrase. You never knew it existed before, and the objective is that you never will.

(Here’s the part where you have to start accepting certain things provisionally, but when you see how it all begins to fit together, maybe the bar will be lowered.)

Money was invented by Satan for purposes of control. You might even have thought so before, but I’ll fill in the details. To keep you from reaching the basic realizations, They do an incredible amount of hand-waving in mainstream sources but they admit this fact right in the History of money:

The first manufactured actual coins seem to have appeared separately in India, China, and the cities around the Aegean Sea 7th century BC.

Really? All these widely separated cultures just decided to invent coinage at the same time. Suuuuure, buddy, you bet. It turns out that Satan took over about 600 BC, so they’re just imprecise in their dating or smearing it to keep you from realizing this all took place virtually simultaneously.

The very first coins Satan created, which we will talk about in detail in a moment, were known as “Pharos coins”. You can see them discussed here, in Ancient Greek coinage. Oh wait, no you can’t! “Pharos” is not even mentioned. They erased those coins from existence! But you can see that numismatists still know they exist, are you can see from this coinnerd: “Finally a Pharos”.

(So now here again is a difficult part: it turns out that Satan was real and living on the Earth, and was known by various cultures by various names. He was Zeus to the Greeks, Amon Ra to the Egyptians, and Marduk to the Sumerians, among many other names. Also, let me note that “Marduk” comes originally from “young bull of the Sun”. And yes, I should write a book about who Satan really is and the real history of the Earth, but I’m very lazy. Assuming you accept all that provisionally….)

“Pharos coins” as referenced by that coinnerd, feature the “Lighthouse of Alexandria”. Without even getting in to the “light bringer” stuff, we can say that Alexandria was formerly known as Heliopolis, or the “City of the Sun”. See where we’re heading?

Now we move to a mint in a city named “Pharos” on an island in the eastern Adriatic. Somehow no scholar with edit access to wiki knows about this, but we can find out more about those “Pharos coins” here: Greek-Illyrian coinage of the central Adriatic region: an overview:

The dominant iconographical motif that appears on the coins of Pharos is the head of Zeus on the obverse, accompanied by a goat and, most often, a legend designating the city on the reverse. Some reverse types add a snake, which has prompted some researches to identify this Zeus as Zeus Melichios, a chthonic deity worshipped in the Hellenic world.

Okayyyyy, a whole lot to break down there! As to the goat symbology and snake symbology relating to Satan, well… I leave that as an exercise for the reader. The Zeus reference I told you about previously. And as to being a “chthonic deity”, he was actually one of the Anunnaki, an expedition from an advanced alien race.

What you may have missed is the other reference to “Melichios”. This is a corruption from the original Semitic word root mlk. You will see that root vowelized many ways, including (drum roll)… “Moloch”. It’s not a proper name but rather a title, and is typically translated as “king”. The thing is, at the time they were using these words, everybody knew exactly who the “king” was. Get me?

If you’ve made it this far with me, holy crap. And I’ll ask again, seriously, do you think I could just be making this all up?