True, the larger two party show has been going on longer than any of us have been alive. But we're now almost 9 years into the Trump arc and despite being at fever pitch the whole time both sides think they're about to clinch it, whether it be the "We've got Orange Man this time!" crowd or the "Deep state is fukt Trump's got them cornered" crowds. Both have thought they were one tiny step from decisive victory for 9 years