Russell Brand accepts "substantial" damages from Daily Star over rape claim
By Roger Pearson Comedian Russell Brand today accepted a public apology and ‘substantial’but undisclosed libel damages at London’s High Court, over a Daily Star story wrongly linking him to the alleged drugging and raping of a 20-year-old-woman. Brand, the...
Back in 1994 Pauly Shore kidnapped me and help me prisoner while spanking me with a wooden paddle in a bathtub full of Lucky Charms, while he screamed "Take it, dude! Just take it!".
You have to believe me. I didn't report it until now. Seriously. #metoo!
How witty, I guess.