How about this one from the Da vinci code movie..

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Now, listen to this. It's from the Gospel according to Philip.

Philip?

Yes, it was rejected at the Council of Nicaea...

...along with any other gospels that made...

...Jesus appear human and not divine.

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What else is getting edited out because of this Council of Nicaea.

If these guys are weeding out a bunch of stuff. How about that really thick Urantia book.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Urantia_Book

Let me get the page count. 2,097 pages! This thing is fucking crazy. But it begins with the supposed real history of the world. Author is Anonymous. I think it even gets into fucking aliens with the beginning. lol. Other civilizations out there.

But then a large chunk later is about the supposed real story of this Jesus dude. Does it get into how he was shagging that chick.

Let me just get the damn pdf and check what page the Jesus stuff starts. It was pretty thick and i sacked it when it changed to that, years ago. lol.

Christ this pdf is 4432 pages. lol.

https://www.urantia.org/urantia-book/download-text-urantia-book

They have different file types, this is the pdf. It's only 9mb zipped up, unzipped it's 14mb.

https://s3.amazonaws.com/urantia/docs/en/uf-eng-001-1955-21-pdf.zip

This shit's pretty fuckin deep, man. Here's the table of contents. lol.

PART I

The Central and Superuniverses

Nr. · Paper · Author · Page

001 · The Universal Father · Divine Counselor · 21

002 · The Nature of God · Divine Counselor · 33

003 · The Attributes of God · Divine Counselor · 44

004 · God’s Relation to the Universe · Divine Counselor · 54

005 · God’s Relation to the Individual · Divine Counselor · 62

006 · The Eternal Son · Divine Counselor · 73

007 · Relation of the Eternal Son to the Universe · Divine Counselor · 81

008 · The Infinite Spirit · Divine Counselor · 90

009 · Relation of the Infinite Spirit to the Universe · Divine

Counselor · 98

010 · The Paradise Trinity · Universal Censor · 108

011 · The Eternal Isle of Paradise · Perfector of Wisdom · 118

012 · The Universe of Universes · Perfector of Wisdom · 128

013 · The Sacred Spheres of Paradise · Perfector of Wisdom · 143

014 · The Central and Divine Universe · Perfector of Wisdom · 152

015 · The Seven Superuniverses · Universal Censor · 164

016 · The Seven Master Spirits · Universal Censor · 184

017 · The Seven Supreme Spirit Groups · Divine Counselor · 197

018 · The Supreme Trinity Personalities · Divine Counselor · 207

019 · The Co-ordinate Trinity-Origin Beings · Divine Counselor · 214

020 · The Paradise Sons of God · Perfector of Wisdom · 223

021 · The Paradise Creator Sons · Perfector of Wisdom · 234

022 · The Trinitized Sons of God · Mighty Messenger · 243

023 · The Solitary Messengers · Divine Counselor · 256

024 · Higher Personalities of the Infinite Spirit · Divine Counselor · 264

025 · The Messenger Hosts of Space · One High in Authority · 273

026 · Ministering Spirits of the Central Universe · Perfector of

Wisdom · 285

027 · Ministry of the Primary Supernaphim · Perfector of Wisdom · 298

028 · Ministering Spirits of the Superuniverses · Mighty Messenger · 306

029 · The Universe Power Directors · Universal Censor · 319

030 · Personalities of the Grand Universe · Mighty Messenger · 330

031 · The Corps of the Finality · Divine Counselor and One Without

Name and Number · 345

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PART II

The Local Universe

Nr. · Paper · Author · Page

032 · The Evolution of Local Universes · Mighty Messenger · 357

033 · Administration of the Local Universe · Chief of Archangels · 366

034 · The Local Universe Mother Spirit · Mighty Messenger · 374

035 · The Local Universe Sons of God · Chief of Archangels · 384

036 · The Life Carriers · Vorondadek Son · 396

037 · Personalities of the Local Universe · Brilliant Evening Star · 406

038 · Ministering Spirits of the Local Universe · Melchizedek · 418

039 · The Seraphic Hosts · Melchizedek · 426

040 · The Ascending Sons of God · Mighty Messenger · 443

041 · Physical Aspects of the Local Universe · Archangel · 455

042 · Energy—Mind and Matter · Mighty Messenger · 467

043 · The Constellations · Malavatia Melchizedek · 485

044 · The Celestial Artisans · Archangel · 497

045 · The Local System Administration · Melchizedek · 509

046 · The Local System Headquarters · Archangel · 519

047 · The Seven Mansion Worlds · Brilliant Evening Star · 530

048 · The Morontia Life · Archangel · 541

049 · The Inhabited Worlds · Melchizedek · 559

050 · The Planetary Princes · Secondary Lanonandek · 572

051 · The Planetary Adams · Secondary Lanonandek · 580

052 · Planetary Mortal Epochs · Mighty Messenger · 589

053 · The Lucifer Rebellion · Manovandet Melchizedek · 601

054 · Problems of the Lucifer Rebellion · Mighty Messenger · 613

055 · The Spheres of Light and Life · Mighty Messenger · 621

056 · Universal Unity · Mighty Messenger and Machiventa

Melchizedek · 637

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PART III

The History of Urantia

Nr. · Paper · Author · Page

057 · The Origin of Urantia · Life Carrier · 651

058 · Life Establishment on Urantia · Life Carrier · 664

059 · The Marine-Life Era on Urantia · Life Carrier · 672

060 · Urantia During the Early Land-Life Era · Life Carrier · 685

061 · The Mammalian Era on Urantia · Life Carrier · 693

062 · The Dawn Races of Early Man · Life Carrier · 703

063 · The First Human Family · Life Carrier · 711

064 · The Evolutionary Races of Color · Life Carrier · 718

065 · The Overcontrol of Evolution · Life Carrier · 730

066 · The Planetary Prince of Urantia · Melchizedek · 741

067 · The Planetary Rebellion · Melchizedek · 754

068 · The Dawn of Civilization · Melchizedek · 763

069 · Primitive Human Institutions · Melchizedek · 772

070 · The Evolution of Human Government · Melchizedek · 783

071 · Development of the State · Melchizedek · 800

072 · Government on a Neighboring Planet · Melchizedek · 808

073 · The Garden of Eden · Solonia · 821

074 · Adam and Eve · Solonia · 828

075 · The Default of Adam and Eve · Solonia · 839

076 · The Second Garden · Solonia · 847

077 · The Midway Creatures · Archangel · 855

078 · The Violet Race After the Days of Adam · Archangel · 868

079 · Andite Expansion in the Orient · Archangel · 878

080 · Andite Expansion in the Occident · Archangel · 889

081 · Development of Modern Civilization · Archangel · 900

082 · The Evolution of Marriage · Chief of Seraphim · 913

083 · The Marriage Institution · Chief of Seraphim · 922

084 · Marriage and Family Life · Chief of Seraphim · 931

085 · The Origins of Worship · Brilliant Evening Star · 944

086 · Early Evolution of Religion · Brilliant Evening Star · 950

087 · The Ghost Cults · Brilliant Evening Star · 958

088 · Fetishes, Charms, and Magic · Brilliant Evening Star · 967

089 · Sin, Sacrifice, and Atonement · Brilliant Evening Star · 974

090 · Shamanism—Medicine Men and Priests · Melchizedek · 986

091 · The Evolution of Prayer · Chief of Midwayers · 994

092 · The Later Evolution of Religion · Melchizedek · 1003

093 · Machiventa Melchizedek · Melchizedek · 1014

094 · The Melchizedek Teachings in the Orient · Melchizedek · 1027

095 · The Melchizedek Teachings in the Levant · Melchizedek · 1042

096 · Yahweh—God of the Hebrews · Melchizedek · 1052

097 · Evolution of the God Concept Among the

Hebrews · Melchizedek · 1062

098 · The Melchizedek Teachings in the Occident · Melchizedek · 1077

099 · The Social Problems of Religion · Melchizedek · 1086

100 · Religion in Human Experience · Melchizedek · 1094

101 · The Real Nature of Religion · Melchizedek · 1104

102 · The Foundations of Religious Faith · Melchizedek · 1118

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103 · The Reality of Religious Experience · Melchizedek · 1129

104 · Growth of the Trinity Concept · Melchizedek · 1143

105 · Deity and Reality · Melchizedek · 1152

106 · Universe Levels of Reality · Melchizedek · 1162

107 · Origin and Nature of Thought Adjusters · Solitary

Messenger · 1176

108 · Mission and Ministry of Thought Adjusters · Solitary

Messenger · 1185

109 · Relation of Adjusters to Universe Creatures · Solitary

Messenger · 1195

110 · Relation of Adjusters to Individual Mortals · Solitary

Messenger · 1203

111 · The Adjuster and the Soul · Solitary Messenger · 1215

112 · Personality Survival · Solitary Messenger · 1225

113 · Seraphic Guardians of Destiny · Chief of Seraphim · 1241

114 · Seraphic Planetary Government · Chief of Seraphim · 1250

115 · The Supreme Being · Mighty Messenger · 1260

116 · The Almighty Supreme · Mighty Messenger · 1268

117 · God the Supreme · Mighty Messenger · 1278

118 · Supreme and Ultimate—Time and Space · Mighty

Messenger · 1294

119 · The Bestowals of Christ Michael · Chief of Evening Stars · 1308

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ok this

PART IV

The Life and Teachings of Jesus

Starts at page 2811 of 4432. Looks like it's less than half.. 36% of this titanic book is the Jesus stuff. So these guys aren't fucking around. lol. Like who wrote all this super shitload of stuff.. it'd take how long. I tried reading this shit at the start and it was really "heavy" ok.. it's like they know shit man. I think it's fucking aliens that pretty much got all this going with like knowing shit about the past where they'd use some device like I don't know what.. hacking into the akashic records. lol.

So.. I'll ask bing AI if he was shagging that chick in their version of the story. lol. Bing AI was being stupid when I asked it how many pages the Jesus stuff was of the urantia book so sacked it. Using chatGPT.

I'm bogging it down and it's progressing slow. lol. Too much fucking text here and I'll put that conversation in the comments.. cause i only got 5k text left here.