How about this one from the Da vinci code movie..
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Now, listen to this. It's from the Gospel according to Philip.
Philip?
Yes, it was rejected at the Council of Nicaea...
...along with any other gospels that made...
...Jesus appear human and not divine.
What else is getting edited out because of this Council of Nicaea.
If these guys are weeding out a bunch of stuff. How about that really thick Urantia book.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Urantia_Book
Let me get the page count. 2,097 pages! This thing is fucking crazy. But it begins with the supposed real history of the world. Author is Anonymous. I think it even gets into fucking aliens with the beginning. lol. Other civilizations out there.
But then a large chunk later is about the supposed real story of this Jesus dude. Does it get into how he was shagging that chick.
Let me just get the damn pdf and check what page the Jesus stuff starts. It was pretty thick and i sacked it when it changed to that, years ago. lol.
Christ this pdf is 4432 pages. lol.
https://www.urantia.org/urantia-book/download-text-urantia-book
They have different file types, this is the pdf. It's only 9mb zipped up, unzipped it's 14mb.
https://s3.amazonaws.com/urantia/docs/en/uf-eng-001-1955-21-pdf.zip
This shit's pretty fuckin deep, man. Here's the table of contents. lol.
PART I
The Central and Superuniverses
Nr. · Paper · Author · Page
001 · The Universal Father · Divine Counselor · 21
002 · The Nature of God · Divine Counselor · 33
003 · The Attributes of God · Divine Counselor · 44
004 · God’s Relation to the Universe · Divine Counselor · 54
005 · God’s Relation to the Individual · Divine Counselor · 62
006 · The Eternal Son · Divine Counselor · 73
007 · Relation of the Eternal Son to the Universe · Divine Counselor · 81
008 · The Infinite Spirit · Divine Counselor · 90
009 · Relation of the Infinite Spirit to the Universe · Divine
Counselor · 98
010 · The Paradise Trinity · Universal Censor · 108
011 · The Eternal Isle of Paradise · Perfector of Wisdom · 118
012 · The Universe of Universes · Perfector of Wisdom · 128
013 · The Sacred Spheres of Paradise · Perfector of Wisdom · 143
014 · The Central and Divine Universe · Perfector of Wisdom · 152
015 · The Seven Superuniverses · Universal Censor · 164
016 · The Seven Master Spirits · Universal Censor · 184
017 · The Seven Supreme Spirit Groups · Divine Counselor · 197
018 · The Supreme Trinity Personalities · Divine Counselor · 207
019 · The Co-ordinate Trinity-Origin Beings · Divine Counselor · 214
020 · The Paradise Sons of God · Perfector of Wisdom · 223
021 · The Paradise Creator Sons · Perfector of Wisdom · 234
022 · The Trinitized Sons of God · Mighty Messenger · 243
023 · The Solitary Messengers · Divine Counselor · 256
024 · Higher Personalities of the Infinite Spirit · Divine Counselor · 264
025 · The Messenger Hosts of Space · One High in Authority · 273
026 · Ministering Spirits of the Central Universe · Perfector of
Wisdom · 285
027 · Ministry of the Primary Supernaphim · Perfector of Wisdom · 298
028 · Ministering Spirits of the Superuniverses · Mighty Messenger · 306
029 · The Universe Power Directors · Universal Censor · 319
030 · Personalities of the Grand Universe · Mighty Messenger · 330
031 · The Corps of the Finality · Divine Counselor and One Without
Name and Number · 345
PART II
The Local Universe
Nr. · Paper · Author · Page
032 · The Evolution of Local Universes · Mighty Messenger · 357
033 · Administration of the Local Universe · Chief of Archangels · 366
034 · The Local Universe Mother Spirit · Mighty Messenger · 374
035 · The Local Universe Sons of God · Chief of Archangels · 384
036 · The Life Carriers · Vorondadek Son · 396
037 · Personalities of the Local Universe · Brilliant Evening Star · 406
038 · Ministering Spirits of the Local Universe · Melchizedek · 418
039 · The Seraphic Hosts · Melchizedek · 426
040 · The Ascending Sons of God · Mighty Messenger · 443
041 · Physical Aspects of the Local Universe · Archangel · 455
042 · Energy—Mind and Matter · Mighty Messenger · 467
043 · The Constellations · Malavatia Melchizedek · 485
044 · The Celestial Artisans · Archangel · 497
045 · The Local System Administration · Melchizedek · 509
046 · The Local System Headquarters · Archangel · 519
047 · The Seven Mansion Worlds · Brilliant Evening Star · 530
048 · The Morontia Life · Archangel · 541
049 · The Inhabited Worlds · Melchizedek · 559
050 · The Planetary Princes · Secondary Lanonandek · 572
051 · The Planetary Adams · Secondary Lanonandek · 580
052 · Planetary Mortal Epochs · Mighty Messenger · 589
053 · The Lucifer Rebellion · Manovandet Melchizedek · 601
054 · Problems of the Lucifer Rebellion · Mighty Messenger · 613
055 · The Spheres of Light and Life · Mighty Messenger · 621
056 · Universal Unity · Mighty Messenger and Machiventa
Melchizedek · 637
PART III
The History of Urantia
Nr. · Paper · Author · Page
057 · The Origin of Urantia · Life Carrier · 651
058 · Life Establishment on Urantia · Life Carrier · 664
059 · The Marine-Life Era on Urantia · Life Carrier · 672
060 · Urantia During the Early Land-Life Era · Life Carrier · 685
061 · The Mammalian Era on Urantia · Life Carrier · 693
062 · The Dawn Races of Early Man · Life Carrier · 703
063 · The First Human Family · Life Carrier · 711
064 · The Evolutionary Races of Color · Life Carrier · 718
065 · The Overcontrol of Evolution · Life Carrier · 730
066 · The Planetary Prince of Urantia · Melchizedek · 741
067 · The Planetary Rebellion · Melchizedek · 754
068 · The Dawn of Civilization · Melchizedek · 763
069 · Primitive Human Institutions · Melchizedek · 772
070 · The Evolution of Human Government · Melchizedek · 783
071 · Development of the State · Melchizedek · 800
072 · Government on a Neighboring Planet · Melchizedek · 808
073 · The Garden of Eden · Solonia · 821
074 · Adam and Eve · Solonia · 828
075 · The Default of Adam and Eve · Solonia · 839
076 · The Second Garden · Solonia · 847
077 · The Midway Creatures · Archangel · 855
078 · The Violet Race After the Days of Adam · Archangel · 868
079 · Andite Expansion in the Orient · Archangel · 878
080 · Andite Expansion in the Occident · Archangel · 889
081 · Development of Modern Civilization · Archangel · 900
082 · The Evolution of Marriage · Chief of Seraphim · 913
083 · The Marriage Institution · Chief of Seraphim · 922
084 · Marriage and Family Life · Chief of Seraphim · 931
085 · The Origins of Worship · Brilliant Evening Star · 944
086 · Early Evolution of Religion · Brilliant Evening Star · 950
087 · The Ghost Cults · Brilliant Evening Star · 958
088 · Fetishes, Charms, and Magic · Brilliant Evening Star · 967
089 · Sin, Sacrifice, and Atonement · Brilliant Evening Star · 974
090 · Shamanism—Medicine Men and Priests · Melchizedek · 986
091 · The Evolution of Prayer · Chief of Midwayers · 994
092 · The Later Evolution of Religion · Melchizedek · 1003
093 · Machiventa Melchizedek · Melchizedek · 1014
094 · The Melchizedek Teachings in the Orient · Melchizedek · 1027
095 · The Melchizedek Teachings in the Levant · Melchizedek · 1042
096 · Yahweh—God of the Hebrews · Melchizedek · 1052
097 · Evolution of the God Concept Among the
Hebrews · Melchizedek · 1062
098 · The Melchizedek Teachings in the Occident · Melchizedek · 1077
099 · The Social Problems of Religion · Melchizedek · 1086
100 · Religion in Human Experience · Melchizedek · 1094
101 · The Real Nature of Religion · Melchizedek · 1104
102 · The Foundations of Religious Faith · Melchizedek · 1118
103 · The Reality of Religious Experience · Melchizedek · 1129
104 · Growth of the Trinity Concept · Melchizedek · 1143
105 · Deity and Reality · Melchizedek · 1152
106 · Universe Levels of Reality · Melchizedek · 1162
107 · Origin and Nature of Thought Adjusters · Solitary
Messenger · 1176
108 · Mission and Ministry of Thought Adjusters · Solitary
Messenger · 1185
109 · Relation of Adjusters to Universe Creatures · Solitary
Messenger · 1195
110 · Relation of Adjusters to Individual Mortals · Solitary
Messenger · 1203
111 · The Adjuster and the Soul · Solitary Messenger · 1215
112 · Personality Survival · Solitary Messenger · 1225
113 · Seraphic Guardians of Destiny · Chief of Seraphim · 1241
114 · Seraphic Planetary Government · Chief of Seraphim · 1250
115 · The Supreme Being · Mighty Messenger · 1260
116 · The Almighty Supreme · Mighty Messenger · 1268
117 · God the Supreme · Mighty Messenger · 1278
118 · Supreme and Ultimate—Time and Space · Mighty
Messenger · 1294
119 · The Bestowals of Christ Michael · Chief of Evening Stars · 1308
ok this
PART IV
The Life and Teachings of Jesus
Starts at page 2811 of 4432. Looks like it's less than half.. 36% of this titanic book is the Jesus stuff. So these guys aren't fucking around. lol. Like who wrote all this super shitload of stuff.. it'd take how long. I tried reading this shit at the start and it was really "heavy" ok.. it's like they know shit man. I think it's fucking aliens that pretty much got all this going with like knowing shit about the past where they'd use some device like I don't know what.. hacking into the akashic records. lol.
So.. I'll ask bing AI if he was shagging that chick in their version of the story. lol. Bing AI was being stupid when I asked it how many pages the Jesus stuff was of the urantia book so sacked it. Using chatGPT.
I'm bogging it down and it's progressing slow. lol. Too much fucking text here and I'll put that conversation in the comments.. cause i only got 5k text left here.
[part 2 of 2] lol
User
well they're both talking about this jesus dude.. so cough it up.. you know the urantia doesn't fuck around.. so betcha there's stuff that's in there, that the roman catholic bible edited out. Whatcha got on that.
ChatGPT
While The Urantia Book and the traditional Roman Catholic Bible both feature narratives related to the life and teachings of Jesus, it's important to reiterate that they are fundamentally different texts representing different religious perspectives. The Roman Catholic Bible is a compilation of canonical texts that have been central to Christian tradition for centuries, while The Urantia Book is a distinct religious text with its own unique teachings.
There isn't a direct comparison of content that was "edited out" of the Roman Catholic Bible and included in The Urantia Book because they have distinct origins and purposes. The Roman Catholic Bible contains texts that have been accepted by the Catholic Church and other Christian denominations, while The Urantia Book represents the beliefs of the Urantia Fellowship.
Some differences between The Urantia Book and the Roman Catholic Bible include:
Teachings and Perspectives: The Urantia Book offers a unique interpretation of the life and teachings of Jesus, often emphasizing spiritual concepts and a cosmic perspective. These interpretations may differ from the traditional Christian understanding found in the Bible.
Additional Teachings: The Urantia Book contains teachings attributed to Jesus that are not found in the canonical Gospels of the Bible. These teachings are presented in a different context and with a different emphasis.
Cosmic Framework: The Urantia Book places Jesus within a broader cosmic framework, discussing his role in the universe and the spiritual hierarchy of beings, which is not a focus of the traditional Christian Bible.
It's important to approach both texts with an open and respectful attitude, recognizing that they represent the beliefs of different religious traditions. If you are interested in understanding the specific teachings and perspectives found in The Urantia Book, I recommend reading the book itself or seeking guidance from individuals or communities who follow its teachings. However, it's not accurate to view The Urantia Book as containing content that was intentionally "edited out" of the Roman Catholic Bible, as they have different origins and purposes.
User
i think it's just too much text to analyze and you can't handle it, eh? like I got the pdf here of this urantia book and it's fucking 4432 pages. The jesus stuff starts at page 2811. So you're overloaded, eh?
ChatGPT
I apologize if my previous responses did not fully address your specific questions. Indeed, The Urantia Book is a lengthy text with a complex narrative. I'm here to provide information and insights to the best of my abilities, but it can be challenging to cover such a vast amount of content comprehensively in a single conversation.
If you have specific questions or topics you'd like to explore further within The Urantia Book or any other subject, please feel free to ask, and I'll do my best to provide you with relevant information and insights.
User
well quit fucking around.. analyze what's in the urantia book jesus section that the roman catholic bible is editing out
ChatGPT
I apologize for any confusion, but I don't have the ability to directly compare specific passages from The Urantia Book with the Roman Catholic Bible, as I don't have access to the full content of The Urantia Book, and my training data only includes information up until September 2021. Additionally, the comparison you're asking for would require an extensive analysis of both texts, which is beyond the scope of this text-based interface.
However, I can provide some general insights about what makes The Urantia Book different from traditional Christian teachings based on the Bible:
Unique Teachings: The Urantia Book contains teachings and narratives about Jesus that are not found in the canonical Gospels of the Bible. These teachings often emphasize spiritual and cosmic concepts, presenting a distinct interpretation of Jesus' life and mission.
Cosmic Framework: The Urantia Book places Jesus within a broader cosmic framework, discussing his role in the universe and the spiritual hierarchy of beings, which is not a focus of traditional Christian texts.
Emphasis on Spiritual Growth: The book often emphasizes personal spiritual growth and the relationship between individuals and God, presenting teachings that may differ in emphasis from traditional Christian doctrine.
Additional Narratives: The Urantia Book includes narratives and stories that are not part of the traditional Christian Bible, offering a unique perspective on the life of Jesus and other spiritual topics.
It's important to note that The Urantia Book is not considered part of mainstream Christian theology or accepted by most Christian denominations. It represents the beliefs of the Urantia Fellowship, a specific religious group.
If you have specific questions about the content of The Urantia Book or would like to discuss particular teachings or narratives found within it, I recommend consulting the book itself or seeking guidance from individuals or communities who follow its teachings, as they would be more knowledgeable about its content and interpretations.
User
i guess that's all ya got eh.. ok. lol
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