How about this one from the Da vinci code movie..
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Now, listen to this. It's from the Gospel according to Philip.
Philip?
Yes, it was rejected at the Council of Nicaea...
...along with any other gospels that made...
...Jesus appear human and not divine.
What else is getting edited out because of this Council of Nicaea.
If these guys are weeding out a bunch of stuff. How about that really thick Urantia book.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Urantia_Book
Let me get the page count. 2,097 pages! This thing is fucking crazy. But it begins with the supposed real history of the world. Author is Anonymous. I think it even gets into fucking aliens with the beginning. lol. Other civilizations out there.
But then a large chunk later is about the supposed real story of this Jesus dude. Does it get into how he was shagging that chick.
Let me just get the damn pdf and check what page the Jesus stuff starts. It was pretty thick and i sacked it when it changed to that, years ago. lol.
Christ this pdf is 4432 pages. lol.
https://www.urantia.org/urantia-book/download-text-urantia-book
They have different file types, this is the pdf. It's only 9mb zipped up, unzipped it's 14mb.
https://s3.amazonaws.com/urantia/docs/en/uf-eng-001-1955-21-pdf.zip
This shit's pretty fuckin deep, man. Here's the table of contents. lol.
PART I
The Central and Superuniverses
Nr. · Paper · Author · Page
001 · The Universal Father · Divine Counselor · 21
002 · The Nature of God · Divine Counselor · 33
003 · The Attributes of God · Divine Counselor · 44
004 · God’s Relation to the Universe · Divine Counselor · 54
005 · God’s Relation to the Individual · Divine Counselor · 62
006 · The Eternal Son · Divine Counselor · 73
007 · Relation of the Eternal Son to the Universe · Divine Counselor · 81
008 · The Infinite Spirit · Divine Counselor · 90
009 · Relation of the Infinite Spirit to the Universe · Divine
Counselor · 98
010 · The Paradise Trinity · Universal Censor · 108
011 · The Eternal Isle of Paradise · Perfector of Wisdom · 118
012 · The Universe of Universes · Perfector of Wisdom · 128
013 · The Sacred Spheres of Paradise · Perfector of Wisdom · 143
014 · The Central and Divine Universe · Perfector of Wisdom · 152
015 · The Seven Superuniverses · Universal Censor · 164
016 · The Seven Master Spirits · Universal Censor · 184
017 · The Seven Supreme Spirit Groups · Divine Counselor · 197
018 · The Supreme Trinity Personalities · Divine Counselor · 207
019 · The Co-ordinate Trinity-Origin Beings · Divine Counselor · 214
020 · The Paradise Sons of God · Perfector of Wisdom · 223
021 · The Paradise Creator Sons · Perfector of Wisdom · 234
022 · The Trinitized Sons of God · Mighty Messenger · 243
023 · The Solitary Messengers · Divine Counselor · 256
024 · Higher Personalities of the Infinite Spirit · Divine Counselor · 264
025 · The Messenger Hosts of Space · One High in Authority · 273
026 · Ministering Spirits of the Central Universe · Perfector of
Wisdom · 285
027 · Ministry of the Primary Supernaphim · Perfector of Wisdom · 298
028 · Ministering Spirits of the Superuniverses · Mighty Messenger · 306
029 · The Universe Power Directors · Universal Censor · 319
030 · Personalities of the Grand Universe · Mighty Messenger · 330
031 · The Corps of the Finality · Divine Counselor and One Without
Name and Number · 345
PART II
The Local Universe
Nr. · Paper · Author · Page
032 · The Evolution of Local Universes · Mighty Messenger · 357
033 · Administration of the Local Universe · Chief of Archangels · 366
034 · The Local Universe Mother Spirit · Mighty Messenger · 374
035 · The Local Universe Sons of God · Chief of Archangels · 384
036 · The Life Carriers · Vorondadek Son · 396
037 · Personalities of the Local Universe · Brilliant Evening Star · 406
038 · Ministering Spirits of the Local Universe · Melchizedek · 418
039 · The Seraphic Hosts · Melchizedek · 426
040 · The Ascending Sons of God · Mighty Messenger · 443
041 · Physical Aspects of the Local Universe · Archangel · 455
042 · Energy—Mind and Matter · Mighty Messenger · 467
043 · The Constellations · Malavatia Melchizedek · 485
044 · The Celestial Artisans · Archangel · 497
045 · The Local System Administration · Melchizedek · 509
046 · The Local System Headquarters · Archangel · 519
047 · The Seven Mansion Worlds · Brilliant Evening Star · 530
048 · The Morontia Life · Archangel · 541
049 · The Inhabited Worlds · Melchizedek · 559
050 · The Planetary Princes · Secondary Lanonandek · 572
051 · The Planetary Adams · Secondary Lanonandek · 580
052 · Planetary Mortal Epochs · Mighty Messenger · 589
053 · The Lucifer Rebellion · Manovandet Melchizedek · 601
054 · Problems of the Lucifer Rebellion · Mighty Messenger · 613
055 · The Spheres of Light and Life · Mighty Messenger · 621
056 · Universal Unity · Mighty Messenger and Machiventa
Melchizedek · 637
PART III
The History of Urantia
Nr. · Paper · Author · Page
057 · The Origin of Urantia · Life Carrier · 651
058 · Life Establishment on Urantia · Life Carrier · 664
059 · The Marine-Life Era on Urantia · Life Carrier · 672
060 · Urantia During the Early Land-Life Era · Life Carrier · 685
061 · The Mammalian Era on Urantia · Life Carrier · 693
062 · The Dawn Races of Early Man · Life Carrier · 703
063 · The First Human Family · Life Carrier · 711
064 · The Evolutionary Races of Color · Life Carrier · 718
065 · The Overcontrol of Evolution · Life Carrier · 730
066 · The Planetary Prince of Urantia · Melchizedek · 741
067 · The Planetary Rebellion · Melchizedek · 754
068 · The Dawn of Civilization · Melchizedek · 763
069 · Primitive Human Institutions · Melchizedek · 772
070 · The Evolution of Human Government · Melchizedek · 783
071 · Development of the State · Melchizedek · 800
072 · Government on a Neighboring Planet · Melchizedek · 808
073 · The Garden of Eden · Solonia · 821
074 · Adam and Eve · Solonia · 828
075 · The Default of Adam and Eve · Solonia · 839
076 · The Second Garden · Solonia · 847
077 · The Midway Creatures · Archangel · 855
078 · The Violet Race After the Days of Adam · Archangel · 868
079 · Andite Expansion in the Orient · Archangel · 878
080 · Andite Expansion in the Occident · Archangel · 889
081 · Development of Modern Civilization · Archangel · 900
082 · The Evolution of Marriage · Chief of Seraphim · 913
083 · The Marriage Institution · Chief of Seraphim · 922
084 · Marriage and Family Life · Chief of Seraphim · 931
085 · The Origins of Worship · Brilliant Evening Star · 944
086 · Early Evolution of Religion · Brilliant Evening Star · 950
087 · The Ghost Cults · Brilliant Evening Star · 958
088 · Fetishes, Charms, and Magic · Brilliant Evening Star · 967
089 · Sin, Sacrifice, and Atonement · Brilliant Evening Star · 974
090 · Shamanism—Medicine Men and Priests · Melchizedek · 986
091 · The Evolution of Prayer · Chief of Midwayers · 994
092 · The Later Evolution of Religion · Melchizedek · 1003
093 · Machiventa Melchizedek · Melchizedek · 1014
094 · The Melchizedek Teachings in the Orient · Melchizedek · 1027
095 · The Melchizedek Teachings in the Levant · Melchizedek · 1042
096 · Yahweh—God of the Hebrews · Melchizedek · 1052
097 · Evolution of the God Concept Among the
Hebrews · Melchizedek · 1062
098 · The Melchizedek Teachings in the Occident · Melchizedek · 1077
099 · The Social Problems of Religion · Melchizedek · 1086
100 · Religion in Human Experience · Melchizedek · 1094
101 · The Real Nature of Religion · Melchizedek · 1104
102 · The Foundations of Religious Faith · Melchizedek · 1118
103 · The Reality of Religious Experience · Melchizedek · 1129
104 · Growth of the Trinity Concept · Melchizedek · 1143
105 · Deity and Reality · Melchizedek · 1152
106 · Universe Levels of Reality · Melchizedek · 1162
107 · Origin and Nature of Thought Adjusters · Solitary
Messenger · 1176
108 · Mission and Ministry of Thought Adjusters · Solitary
Messenger · 1185
109 · Relation of Adjusters to Universe Creatures · Solitary
Messenger · 1195
110 · Relation of Adjusters to Individual Mortals · Solitary
Messenger · 1203
111 · The Adjuster and the Soul · Solitary Messenger · 1215
112 · Personality Survival · Solitary Messenger · 1225
113 · Seraphic Guardians of Destiny · Chief of Seraphim · 1241
114 · Seraphic Planetary Government · Chief of Seraphim · 1250
115 · The Supreme Being · Mighty Messenger · 1260
116 · The Almighty Supreme · Mighty Messenger · 1268
117 · God the Supreme · Mighty Messenger · 1278
118 · Supreme and Ultimate—Time and Space · Mighty
Messenger · 1294
119 · The Bestowals of Christ Michael · Chief of Evening Stars · 1308
ok this
PART IV
The Life and Teachings of Jesus
Starts at page 2811 of 4432. Looks like it's less than half.. 36% of this titanic book is the Jesus stuff. So these guys aren't fucking around. lol. Like who wrote all this super shitload of stuff.. it'd take how long. I tried reading this shit at the start and it was really "heavy" ok.. it's like they know shit man. I think it's fucking aliens that pretty much got all this going with like knowing shit about the past where they'd use some device like I don't know what.. hacking into the akashic records. lol.
So.. I'll ask bing AI if he was shagging that chick in their version of the story. lol. Bing AI was being stupid when I asked it how many pages the Jesus stuff was of the urantia book so sacked it. Using chatGPT.
I'm bogging it down and it's progressing slow. lol. Too much fucking text here and I'll put that conversation in the comments.. cause i only got 5k text left here.
And what's this Melchizedek I keep seeing.. didn't we get into that where it was like some priest in the Raiders of the lost ark movie. Lemme just paste that in and see if it brings up that dude with the gem stone breast plate outfit. lol. yeah that's him.. what the fuck's this shit got to do with this.. I don't know I guess I'll see. Jeez.. like who's got a fucking decade to do nothing with their spare time but read this book that's probably like a foot thick if you'd print it. Lemme see if they got this shit printed and how thick the bitch would be.. like come on. lol. People aren't really into this shit.. a first edition 1955 isn't costing that much. lol. ok I gotta go. lol
how come they got all this Melchizedek on the right hand side there.. these guys writing this early shit?