10 () posted 1 year ago by DrLeaks 1 year ago by DrLeaks +12 / -2 14 comments share 14 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Me: (suddenly screaming) You kids get off my lawn!!!! (shaking fist)
My adult son: Dad, that's a Halloween scarecrow.
Me: The worms in my brain, they scare me. Who are you again?