Abby Wambach
Adam Eli
Aitch Alberto
AJ Shively
Alan Cumming
Alejandra Caraballo
Alejandra Ghersi
Alex Clark
Alexandra Gutierrez
Alisa Ramirez
Allie Leonard
Allison Goldfrapp
ALOK Vaid-Menon
Alyssa May Gold
Alyssa Milano
Amber Ruffin
Amber Tamblyn
Amy Schumer
Amy Landecker
Andrew Polk
Angelica Ross
Annaleigh Ashford
Antoni Porowski
Aparna Brielle
Arden Myrin
Ariana Grande
Arisce Wanzer
Avan Jogia
Barbie Ferreira
Bebe Rexha
Bella Ramsey
Ben Barnes
Benito Skinner
Benj Pasek
Bethany Cosentino
Bethany Leavel
Billy Eichner
Billy Porter
Bob the Drag Queen
Bobby Berk
Bonnie Milligan
Brad Oscar
Bradley Whitford
Brandon Matthews
Brendan Hines
Bretman Rock
Brian Smith
Brigette Lundy-Paine
Brittany Tomlinson
Busy Philipps
Caesar Samoya
Camila Cabello
Camille A Brown
Cara Delevingne
Chani Nicholas
Chella Man
Chelsea Handler
Cheyenne Jackson
Chris Perfetti
Christa Miller
Cleo Wade
Colton Haynes
Corey Jantzen
Cynthia Erivo
Cynthia McWilliams
Cynthia Nixon
Cyrus Veyssi
D’Arcy Carden
Dakota Fanning
Dan Levy
Darren Criss
David Shatraw
David Oulton
Debra Messing
Deepica Mutyala
Demi Lovato
Des McAnuff
Devery Jacobs
Diana Maria Riva
Diane Guerrero
Dylan Mulvaney
Ed Droste
Eddie Ndopu
EJ Marcus
Elegance Bratton
Eliot Rahal
Elle Fanning
Elliot Page
Emily Hampshire
Emily V. Gordon
Emma Hunton
Erin Reed
Estefania Pessoa
FLETCHER
Freddy Thomas
Gabrielle Union-Wade
Gigi Gorgeous
Glennon Doyle
Gottmik
Grace Kuhlenschmidt
Griffin Dunne
Haley Baldwin Bieber
Hannah Gadsby
Harry Lambert
Hayley Kiyoko
Hilary Montez
Ilana Glazer
Indya Moore
Isaac Mizrahi
Jackie Bazan
Jacob Tierney
Jai Rodriguez
Jameela Jamil
James Blake
James Scully
Jaymes Vaughan
Jamie Lee Curtis
Janaya Khan
Janelle Monáe
Janet Hubert
Jazz Jennings
Jenna Lyons
Jennifer Kerr
Jeremy Fall
Jessica Betts
Jillian Mercado
Jinkx Monsoon
Joe DiPietro
Jonathan Van Ness
Jonathan Bennett
Jonny Pierce
Jordan Stenmark
Jordan Firstman
Jordan Roth
JP Saxe
Judd Apatow
Justin Baldoni
Justin Tranter
Kal Penn
Kamar de los Reyes
Karamo Brown
Kate Reinders
Katherine LaNasa
Kathryn Grody
Kellie Overbey
Kelly Devine
Kendrick Sampson
Kevin Harrington
Kevin Cahoon
Ki Griffin
Kimber Elayne Sprawl
Kimberly Drew
Kristin Chenoweth
Lachlan Watson
Laith De La Cruz
Laura Terruso
Lauren Jauregui
Laverne Cox
Lena Dunham
Lena Waithe
Lena Hall
Lilly Singh
Lily Rabe
Liv Hewson
Liza Koshy
Lola Tung
Lorin Latarro
Lovell Adams-Gray
Lucky Bromhead
Mae Martin
Mae Whitman
Maggie Boccella
Maitreyi Ramakrishnan
Mandy Patinkin
Marc Jacobs
Marc Kudisch
Marieme Diop
Martha Plimpton
Matt Bernstein
Matt McGorry
Matt Walton
Medalion Rahimi
Meena Harris
Megan Crabbe
Michael D. Cohen
Michaela Jaé Rodriguez
Michelle Buteau
Midori Francis
Miriam Silverman
Moj Mahdara
Mona Chalabi
Montego Glover
Munroe Bergdorf
Nate Wonder
Nats Getty
Neila Karassik
Nicholas Ferroni
Nico Carney
Nico Santos
Nico Tortorella
Nicole Maines
Niecy Nash-Betts
Nik Dodani
Ocean Vuong
Olly Alexander
Our Lady J
Padma Lakshmi
Patrick Stewart
Patti LuPone
Peppermint
Phillip Picardi
Phoebe Robinson
Poorna Jagannathan
Rachel Cargle
Rafael Silva
Ramy Youssef
Randy Shulman
Raquel Willis
Richa Moorjani
Rob Holysz
Robert Horn
Rory Dahl
Rosario Dawson
Rupi Kaur
Sam Smith
Sander Jennings
Sandy Rustin
Sara Bareilles
Sara Ramirez
Sarah Ramos
Sasha Velour
Scott Turner Schofield
Shawn Mendes
Shea Couleé
Shea Diamond
Sherri Saum
Sinead Burke
Solomon Hughes
Stephen Kunken
Susie Park
T. Oliver Reid
Taika Waititi
Tan France
Tatiana Maslany
Tess Holliday
Tiffany Namtu
Tommy Dorfman
Tracee Ellis Ross
Travis Alabanza
Tunde Adebimpe
Vivek Shraya
Wanda Sykes
Warren Carlyle
Wayne Cilento
Wilson Cruz
Yves Mathieu East
Zoë Chao
Zooey Deschanel
These are the names of every celebrity whose genitals we may mutilate without their consent.
Children cannot consent. Therefore we should not require consent from them. If you meet one of these celebrities, you may surgically remove their genitals.
Abby Wambach Adam Eli Aitch Alberto AJ Shively Alan Cumming Alejandra Caraballo Alejandra Ghersi Alex Clark Alexandra Gutierrez Alisa Ramirez Allie Leonard Allison Goldfrapp ALOK Vaid-Menon Alyssa May Gold Alyssa Milano Amber Ruffin Amber Tamblyn Amy Schumer Amy Landecker Andrew Polk Angelica Ross Annaleigh Ashford Antoni Porowski Aparna Brielle Arden Myrin Ariana Grande Arisce Wanzer Avan Jogia Barbie Ferreira Bebe Rexha Bella Ramsey Ben Barnes Benito Skinner Benj Pasek Bethany Cosentino Bethany Leavel Billy Eichner Billy Porter Bob the Drag Queen Bobby Berk Bonnie Milligan Brad Oscar Bradley Whitford Brandon Matthews Brendan Hines Bretman Rock Brian Smith Brigette Lundy-Paine Brittany Tomlinson Busy Philipps Caesar Samoya Camila Cabello Camille A Brown Cara Delevingne Chani Nicholas Chella Man Chelsea Handler Cheyenne Jackson Chris Perfetti Christa Miller Cleo Wade Colton Haynes Corey Jantzen Cynthia Erivo Cynthia McWilliams Cynthia Nixon Cyrus Veyssi D’Arcy Carden Dakota Fanning Dan Levy Darren Criss David Shatraw David Oulton Debra Messing Deepica Mutyala Demi Lovato Des McAnuff Devery Jacobs Diana Maria Riva Diane Guerrero Dylan Mulvaney Ed Droste Eddie Ndopu EJ Marcus Elegance Bratton Eliot Rahal Elle Fanning Elliot Page Emily Hampshire Emily V. Gordon Emma Hunton Erin Reed Estefania Pessoa FLETCHER Freddy Thomas Gabrielle Union-Wade Gigi Gorgeous Glennon Doyle Gottmik Grace Kuhlenschmidt Griffin Dunne Haley Baldwin Bieber Hannah Gadsby Harry Lambert Hayley Kiyoko Hilary Montez Ilana Glazer Indya Moore Isaac Mizrahi Jackie Bazan Jacob Tierney Jai Rodriguez Jameela Jamil James Blake James Scully Jaymes Vaughan Jamie Lee Curtis Janaya Khan Janelle Monáe Janet Hubert Jazz Jennings Jenna Lyons Jennifer Kerr Jeremy Fall Jessica Betts Jillian Mercado Jinkx Monsoon Joe DiPietro Jonathan Van Ness Jonathan Bennett Jonny Pierce Jordan Stenmark Jordan Firstman Jordan Roth JP Saxe Judd Apatow Justin Baldoni Justin Tranter Kal Penn Kamar de los Reyes Karamo Brown Kate Reinders Katherine LaNasa Kathryn Grody Kellie Overbey Kelly Devine Kendrick Sampson Kevin Harrington Kevin Cahoon Ki Griffin Kimber Elayne Sprawl Kimberly Drew Kristin Chenoweth Lachlan Watson Laith De La Cruz Laura Terruso Lauren Jauregui Laverne Cox Lena Dunham Lena Waithe Lena Hall Lilly Singh Lily Rabe Liv Hewson Liza Koshy Lola Tung Lorin Latarro Lovell Adams-Gray Lucky Bromhead Mae Martin Mae Whitman Maggie Boccella Maitreyi Ramakrishnan Mandy Patinkin Marc Jacobs Marc Kudisch Marieme Diop Martha Plimpton Matt Bernstein Matt McGorry Matt Walton Medalion Rahimi Meena Harris Megan Crabbe Michael D. Cohen Michaela Jaé Rodriguez Michelle Buteau Midori Francis Miriam Silverman Moj Mahdara Mona Chalabi Montego Glover Munroe Bergdorf Nate Wonder Nats Getty Neila Karassik Nicholas Ferroni Nico Carney Nico Santos Nico Tortorella Nicole Maines Niecy Nash-Betts Nik Dodani Ocean Vuong Olly Alexander Our Lady J Padma Lakshmi Patrick Stewart Patti LuPone Peppermint Phillip Picardi Phoebe Robinson Poorna Jagannathan Rachel Cargle Rafael Silva Ramy Youssef Randy Shulman Raquel Willis Richa Moorjani Rob Holysz Robert Horn Rory Dahl Rosario Dawson Rupi Kaur Sam Smith Sander Jennings Sandy Rustin Sara Bareilles Sara Ramirez Sarah Ramos Sasha Velour Scott Turner Schofield Shawn Mendes Shea Couleé Shea Diamond Sherri Saum Sinead Burke Solomon Hughes Stephen Kunken Susie Park T. Oliver Reid Taika Waititi Tan France Tatiana Maslany Tess Holliday Tiffany Namtu Tommy Dorfman Tracee Ellis Ross Travis Alabanza Tunde Adebimpe Vivek Shraya Wanda Sykes Warren Carlyle Wayne Cilento Wilson Cruz Yves Mathieu East Zoë Chao Zooey Deschanel
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These are the names of every celebrity whose genitals we may mutilate without their consent.
Children cannot consent. Therefore we should not require consent from them. If you meet one of these celebrities, you may surgically remove their genitals.