"National Terrorism Advisory System Bulletin"

When you sit back, it's positively surreal to watch them create their parallel reality. I mean, do you think there's one single normally functioning person who has ever said, "Man, I'm sure worried about the threats to me from terrorism, and with all the tax money I pay I wish there was one place I could go where the government could inform me about all the latest terrorism threats"? But yet here we have it.

(Note: it was a trick rhetorical question: I said "normally functioning".)