Patriot Missile System : Talking points for Sales
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This will do wonders to stimulate sales of my new MIC product: the MIM-105 SuperPatriot, also known as the "CommieBuster".
The first of it's kind, it's an air-defense system to protect air-defense systems from air-defense hypersonic interdiction, or ADADADHILGBTQIAAP+.
Retail prices not finalized, so just keep those development checks coming. Bulk discounts available.
And now to further prove the value of this great product set, we are willing to prove just how excited we are to deploy this air-defense solution.
In a one time offer if you order 3 combo pack offerings, you will receive ultra super secret access keys for the nuclear arsenal, This package includes the long range minute man as well as nuclear sub delivery options.
Act Now!
You know, I heard from a guy who goes by "VZ" that if you leave it all in the original packing, it's worth a lot more. He should know because he sells tons of this military junk on eBay.