I understand that you implied a conspiracy in a back handed way, while putting the word "they" in parenthesis, to cover up a yet unknown hypothetical crime.

This is definitely not a conspiracy. All perfectly normal. You will get the people upset and meme the decision -- but that is precisely what (they) want. Which is extraordinary that (they) have found that this sort of distraction works well enough for the plot they are enacting. How bad is it?

Do you want me to go over that title word for word, or break it down by sentence?

Because either way, it is painful to read.