No, I wasn't being sarcastic at all.

Viruses are fictitious. They don't exist. Not sure how to put it more plainly than that.

I understand if this perspective rocks the very foundation of what you have always believed, but that doesn't make it less so.

Please research Dr. Stefan Lanka and his rebuttal of the hoax science of virology, also see Dr. Andrew Kauffman.

Time to wake up. Every single thing you were taught since early childhood about the world by its controllers, is a lie.