Your standards are so low, anything i say , youll like
you described it as "marketable" and "watchable"
I've been playing the video game "across the obelisk" instead of watching this idiotic waste of money, time and resources. Let me describe it to you.
AtO (Across the Obelisk) is a multiplayer, up to 4, roguelite Deck building RPG.
A passionate love letter to gaming, it finds its roots in Darkest Dungeons and Slay the Spire. Learning from the developments of the 21st century card game revival movements, it innovates by taking the scope of a game like Inscryption and handing it out with the ease of Hearthstone. The hours of mathematical puzzling , never cease with thousands of differing events, weapons and cards that all seemingly find a use, albeit once one has mastered their first run.
Unironically, it is a beautifully balanced game that permits personalization of strategy and characterization of how you play. The cards you choose say something about you, how you feel, as all of them are valid choices.
There is a plot, and 16 characters, and 50 levels worth of perks, for just the FIRST of the 3 game modes. Offering content with quasi infinite replayability. Each character is deep, unique and well designed. My favorites are Ottis, The pope pig; And Zek, The Rat Warlock. In its play it referenced hundreds of materials ranging from pokemon and One Piece to obscure DnD in-jokes and Elder scrolls.
It's a blast, and the dopamine of solving math under the velour of a game is great. Keeps the brain sharp, and happy.
And this is how I know for a fact that I had a much better time than you watching, whatever I was talking about at first
What are you babbling about. My standards, dumbass. You are a frothing retard. What are you even trying to say. Comparably what TV genre/fantasy series is there, in this theme, comparing? Not video games. They don't compare to TV unless they get turned into TV and I am still waiting for Mass Effect to be turned into a TV series and not the Expanse, because it was crap.
What TV series are you drawing a fantasy comparison too, and shouting it's fucking crap, at? The books as a backstory? Yes it changed some stuff but the books had much larger room for interpretation. This is something GRRM has just addressed with the House of Dragons. Less somebody later decides to recreate it. He has closed that gap. But okay let's suggest Star Wars decides we need the complete origin, instead of that later crap. But the author only made a few notes, lore, combining into story's present, there was a bit more, but not much more, quite a bit depending on how you read all of it. And when telling that story, it's already told everything else, what is marketable, how it began, how the ring exists? Figure it out dumbass. Stop spewing shit at me.
At this point all I can say was I wanted more. I was intrigued. It had beautiful visuals, it offered entertainment. Was it completely accurate. No. But there is a margin of recreation. At this point I don't know how it turns out. But I am not hating on it, yet. And I hope I won't. I enjoyed the first two episodes. I wanted more.
It has started down that slope of getting plain awful. 3rd episode was just poor. That warg was wrong and it looked like a hyena off of the lion king, bar a few more fangs. Or was it those goblins in sheets. But those hidden tigger crouching elf matrix slow mo effects are by far even worse.
While it has quickly descended into rubbish filler. Filler becoming more and more woke. An insertion being provided for the fucking sake of it, and is just like somebody else drawing hitler moustaches on a Mona Lisa every sceen to instill some unrelated enrichment, because it isn't already abstract. Until it is becoming more and more distracting and contrary.
Meanwhile the story starts jumping about like somebody having an epileptic episode because it's just the way fantasy is told today after Game of Thrones. Instead of better dedicated episodes of just what it wants achieve as its formulation. Until the god damn retards are falling out of the sky.
It is sinking fast. At this rank I'll be abandoning ship. I wanted to like it for the story. There's still next week to wreck the Dwarfs.
Bro theres thousands of hours of youtube/twitch and TV that is being posted every min.
Theres ALWAYS a bigger fish in the sea, theres ALWAYS something better to watch
I watch everything good. I thought it was good. I enjoyed it. I watch everything. Everything good.
You didn't. But you're telling me there is this other bigger fish where? Genre TV where? Name me in this genre. I've seen it. But try it.
Your standards are so low, anything i say , youll like
you described it as "marketable" and "watchable"
I've been playing the video game "across the obelisk" instead of watching this idiotic waste of money, time and resources. Let me describe it to you.
AtO (Across the Obelisk) is a multiplayer, up to 4, roguelite Deck building RPG. A passionate love letter to gaming, it finds its roots in Darkest Dungeons and Slay the Spire. Learning from the developments of the 21st century card game revival movements, it innovates by taking the scope of a game like Inscryption and handing it out with the ease of Hearthstone. The hours of mathematical puzzling , never cease with thousands of differing events, weapons and cards that all seemingly find a use, albeit once one has mastered their first run.
Unironically, it is a beautifully balanced game that permits personalization of strategy and characterization of how you play. The cards you choose say something about you, how you feel, as all of them are valid choices.
There is a plot, and 16 characters, and 50 levels worth of perks, for just the FIRST of the 3 game modes. Offering content with quasi infinite replayability. Each character is deep, unique and well designed. My favorites are Ottis, The pope pig; And Zek, The Rat Warlock. In its play it referenced hundreds of materials ranging from pokemon and One Piece to obscure DnD in-jokes and Elder scrolls.
It's a blast, and the dopamine of solving math under the velour of a game is great. Keeps the brain sharp, and happy.
And this is how I know for a fact that I had a much better time than you watching, whatever I was talking about at first
What are you babbling about. My standards, dumbass. You are a frothing retard. What are you even trying to say. Comparably what TV genre/fantasy series is there, in this theme, comparing? Not video games. They don't compare to TV unless they get turned into TV and I am still waiting for Mass Effect to be turned into a TV series and not the Expanse, because it was crap.
What TV series are you drawing a fantasy comparison too, and shouting it's fucking crap, at? The books as a backstory? Yes it changed some stuff but the books had much larger room for interpretation. This is something GRRM has just addressed with the House of Dragons. Less somebody later decides to recreate it. He has closed that gap. But okay let's suggest Star Wars decides we need the complete origin, instead of that later crap. But the author only made a few notes, lore, combining into story's present, there was a bit more, but not much more, quite a bit depending on how you read all of it. And when telling that story, it's already told everything else, what is marketable, how it began, how the ring exists? Figure it out dumbass. Stop spewing shit at me.
At this point all I can say was I wanted more. I was intrigued. It had beautiful visuals, it offered entertainment. Was it completely accurate. No. But there is a margin of recreation. At this point I don't know how it turns out. But I am not hating on it, yet. And I hope I won't. I enjoyed the first two episodes. I wanted more.
It has started down that slope of getting plain awful. 3rd episode was just poor. That warg was wrong and it looked like a hyena off of the lion king, bar a few more fangs. Or was it those goblins in sheets. But those hidden tigger crouching elf matrix slow mo effects are by far even worse.
While it has quickly descended into rubbish filler. Filler becoming more and more woke. An insertion being provided for the fucking sake of it, and is just like somebody else drawing hitler moustaches on a Mona Lisa every sceen to instill some unrelated enrichment, because it isn't already abstract. Until it is becoming more and more distracting and contrary.
Meanwhile the story starts jumping about like somebody having an epileptic episode because it's just the way fantasy is told today after Game of Thrones. Instead of better dedicated episodes of just what it wants achieve as its formulation. Until the god damn retards are falling out of the sky.
It is sinking fast. At this rank I'll be abandoning ship. I wanted to like it for the story. There's still next week to wreck the Dwarfs.
I didnt have to see it to know all of this. This was obvious from the start