We have encountered a streaming piece of shit from the planet Amazon. It appears to be contaminated with the social justice virus. I recommend we nuke it from orbit before it rots everyone's brains. Also, the ghost of Tolkein appeared and projectile vomited at the screen. Prepare the torpedos.
Captain's Log, Stardate September 2022.
We have encountered a streaming piece of shit from the planet Amazon. It appears to be contaminated with the social justice virus. I recommend we nuke it from orbit before it rots everyone's brains. Also, the ghost of Tolkein appeared and projectile vomited at the screen. Prepare the torpedos.
Roger that