This is how you do a drug trial motherfuckers. Or, just scratch the compensation and say men AND women are in DANGER! Better yet, make it mandatory for all or you get no food.

A vaccine is important because there is no cure. A vaccine doesn't prevent disease (from the article.)

Then why bother?

These people are fucking BITCHES. Cytomegalovirus? Ok King of the Hill.

EDIT : NEXT UP :

SCIENTISTS WARN THAT JERKING OFF MORE THAN ONCE A WEEK CAN KILL YOU! KIDS, NO MORE HAIRY PALMS, CALL 911 BEFORE YOU GET DOWN TO "BUSINESS" OR NEXT TIME TRY JERKING ON!!

I'm just jerkin' offa dis Mortal Coil...