How did you arrive at this conclusion? Did you evaluate my brain, unbeknownst to me? Do you have advance knowledge of my mind? If so, I am happy to know my future!

I've often dreamed of creating either a world history atlas or an alternate history creation program, but alas I have little experience in website creation or program coding so I may have to enlist the help of others lol.

But you are likely fed this information through a person known as Agent Smith, and have no capability of thinking on your own. You swallow the current narrative hook line and sinker, and yet consider yourself an independent thinker, a trailblazer, a future statesman and activist, a breaker of glass ceilings, whatever that means.

But of course you are none of those things. In all likelihood you are an overweight white or middle eastern man with a scruffy, messy beard, a raging porn addiction, and you are currently surrounded by hip hop posters, discarded beer cans, and several forms of nicotine consumption, all of which contribute to your general delinquency in intelligence, job prospects, marriageability, health, and purpose. And you will live out the rest of your life with numerous health issues, taking medications to combat depression, diabetes, schizophrenia, ticks, and anxiety. You will likely never amount to anything more than a keyboard warrior, stuck in an endless loop of typing the same old banter to the same old people who completely ignore your comments and instead report you, while laughing at the unfathomable level of your stupidity.

By now this insult is reaching a copypasta length, so I will leave it that. Goodbye, shill.