It's all the fault of the white supremacists. If we had more black lesbian cattle ranchers, this wouldn't ever happen. Also, defund the cattle police. Also, we're too tough on criminal cattle. Also, it's the Russians' fault because the war in the Ukraine changed the climate in Kansas. What else have I forgot -- oh - the earth is flat and we never went to the moon.
It's all the fault of the white supremacists. If we had more black lesbian cattle ranchers, this wouldn't ever happen. Also, defund the cattle police. Also, we're too tough on criminal cattle. Also, it's the Russians' fault because the war in the Ukraine changed the climate in Kansas. What else have I forgot -- oh - the earth is flat and we never went to the moon.
Man, I am out of breath here.