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Nuremburg Tribunal Document 1523: "Guys, with these sorts of quarterly numbers, we'll never make 6 million by '45" Oh. Wait. What Himmler actually said was... (media.conspiracies.win)

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– DZP1 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Himmler also said "We must increase production of iPhones by 25% and I want all Amazon Prime delivery to speed up or heads will roll!"

Oberfuhrers Tim Pool and Jeff Bezos responded by clicking their heels and saying 'It shall be so! Heil that guy with the mustache." They then saluted and left the bunker.

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