“This has been Sherlock with another edition of ‘No Shit News.’ Now over to Watson for today’s weather report...”
(The Sports anchor tragically died of myocarditis last night while playing backyard soccer with his fully vaxxed and recently boosted teenage son this weekend... REMEMBER: the family that jabs together, stays together... under 6 feet of dirt)
“This has been Sherlock with another edition of ‘No Shit News.’ Now over to Watson for today’s weather report...”
(The Sports anchor tragically died of myocarditis last night while playing backyard soccer with his fully vaxxed and recently boosted teenage son this weekend... REMEMBER: the family that jabs together, stays together... under 6 feet of dirt)